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    Real Madrid

    The funny thing is the media won't even question them if they don't make any other big offers this Summer. It was all pure theatre.
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    Barca transfers & rumours

    Cracking talent but terrible actor. Especially in that Pokémon movie.
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    Deco

    Let the man have a deserved break and enjoy the World Cup for fooks sake.
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    World Cup 2026

    Thought that was Birdy there with the slick attacking associative football line.
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    Luka Vušković

    Need that Mbappe law in Barcelona to make those free agents less of an FFP burden. Then can have someone like Vlahovic on a free while getting a top defensive player like Vusky. But either way, doubt Flick would want to go Vuskavic-Cubarsi in key games.
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    Luka Vušković

    If striker becomes too expensive then maybe pivot to a CB this year.
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    Bernardo Silva

    He will suit MouDrid to a tea.
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    World Cup 2026

    So what you are saying is, our new striker.
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    Premier League 25/26

    He's good but he's no Darren Anderton.
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    Bernardo Silva

    He will be the Modric esque link between Mourinho shitball and counter releasing the pace of the front trio on the counters. Will be deadly in LaLiga with the lack of quality and the VARdrid team, but will clearly be a tier or two below the rest of Europe's elite.
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    José Mourinho

    You asked for Hjulmand and Stiller. But Mourinho answered "where my pork chops at?" And got Bernardo Silva.
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    Barca transfers & rumours

    Florentino strikes again. In 2000 he won elections and signed Figo from Barca. In 2026 he has won elections and signed Bernardo Silva from Barca. We won't recover from this. Next year he will sign Enzo Zidane, the year after Brooklyn Beckham. It's over lads. Twas good while it lasted.
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    Anthony Gordon

    Balon Dor loading. Ye cunts.
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    Joan Laporta

    Should have let him play. As goalkeeper. Coz he dropped the ball big time.
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    Barca transfers & rumours

    Charles Darwin will be using the World Cup to secure a move somewhere. If there's anything we know about him, it's that he is in the Xavi Simons club of bloody good agency transfer fees. Coming for free, he is not.
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    Barca transfers & rumours

    I'm starting to think we might be in for a Summer like recent years where after all the initial hype, Gordan is our only signing (like Joan Garcia last year, Olmo the year before) and we struggle until the end to make cap space until the very end while looking for opportunities on loan to...
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    Julián Álvarez

    Uncle Flo gone from winning elections by signing Galacticos to winning elections by making bids to stop Barcelona signing Galacticos :lol:. Put a fork in the old man's eggs. He's done. File this one next to the talk about selling 95% of the club and telling the socios that with 5% ownership...
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    FC Barcelona Win of the youth system

    No defenders is a surprise. Thought Espart and Cortes were high with Flick, and Campos with management.
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    Ebrima Tunkara

    I suspect he will stay and this is a post Euro17 story amidst a news lull. Agents may be using this to bump a better contract negotiation.
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    Julián Álvarez

    Get Doue from Strasbourg. Cracking right back.
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