La Liga Round 35: Barca - Real 2-0 Campeoneees!!

If you could set up the conditions for a clasico like an allmighty being, I think you'd take most of the existing ones:

- We can win LL at the Camp Nou against Madrid, the second league title in a row.
- Madrid is in absolute shambles, 0 titles in 2 years, injuries, negative team spirit, an overwhelmed puppet coach, players hate and hit each other.
- Valverde and Tchouamenie most likely suspended, which especially in Valverde's case is a big weakness for them.
- Most of our players are back and eager to close out the league.

Lamine's injury is the only thing preventing the dream conditions. Doesn't mean we'll win of course, since clasicos are unpredictable and Madrid players will do everything against the possible humiliation. But overall, we can't let this opportunity slip on Sunday.

Nah, these are not dream conditions, at least for me. They are so low that kicking them wouldn't feel as good as when they are good or hyped. Dream conditions were in November 2010 where the hype about the new Madrid that will end Barca's domination was at its highest, prime CR7, first Clasico for Mourinho, his first match at CN after the Inter tie, they expected to finally beat us at CN and we know what happened. That was the dream.

There is no chance Madrid can beat us in the league anymore, that takes away a lot anyway.
 
Cules are not ruthless enough. They all want the team to carry on scoring goals when 4 or nil up and then don't have the same viewpoint in the way they support the team.

I need me some cules who see a Madridista lying on the street struggling from a gunshot wound. And then go up to him and make him BITE THE CURB American History X style.

On Sunday night I want, no I demand, FULL ON HUMILIATION.

Getting them down to their boxers is not enough. A dildo has to come into play. 🤓
 
If this was a final I'd go for Rashford ahead of Roony at RW.

But considering it's almost a pointless game and there's more long term upside to see Roony ahead of Rashford, the youngling could start purely based on that. He hasn't really impressed so far.
 
RM expected lineup?

Courtois
TAA, Saddam 1, Saddam 2, Fran
Pitarch, Cama, Jude
Brahim, Gonzalo, Vini

Would be great to give them final blow of the season.
 
They've actually only received a 500k fine. Perez keeps protecting his players, no matter their behaviour. But Valverde will miss the game as he's 2 weeks out because of the cut.

Sorry about that. I thought I had read Madrid suspended them for detrimental conduct. I should have known better. 😆
 
Sorry about that. I thought I had read Madrid suspended them for detrimental conduct. I should have known better. 😆
Yeah, the reports were all Madrid will suspend them yesterday. It's not like they fight for titles anyways, but Perez continues his path and kissing their asses, which lead to this behaviour in the first place. It started with disrespecting Alonso already. A circus.
 
For this Clasico I only want to see a motivated and hungry Barca and a play/approach like an important CL KO game or a final.
 
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