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JosĂ© Mourinho was Barcelona’s ultimate tormentor, the man who looked at Pep Guardiola’s all conquering side and refused to bow. While most teams were beaten before kickoff, Mourinho built warriors that fought back with intelligence, grit, and absolute belief. His 2010 Inter side didn’t just beat Barcelona, they survived one of the greatest footballing storms ever seen and still walked out as Champions League winners, producing one of the most iconic defensive masterclasses in football history at Camp Nou. Then he went to Real Madrid and shattered Barca’s dominance in Spain, leading Madrid to a record breaking 100 point La Liga title with ruthless counter attacking football that exposed even Pep’s legendary team. Mourinho turned every ClĂĄsico into war, brought edge and defiance back to Madrid, and became the rare manager who could genuinely get inside Barcelona’s head. Against one of the greatest teams ever assembled, Mourinho stood as the villain they could never fully conquer.

This is bad bros
If he gets a massive transfer budget, and can manage the massive egos at Madrid rn, he can get Mbappe firing on all cylinders. This is really bad bros I’m worried for Flick
 
🚹 CONFIRMED: Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid is ALMOST done.

The only delay is due to Florentino Perez calling for elections, but after that it will be DONE.

Here we go expected later this month. @FabrizioRomano ✅
 
Messigician said:
JosĂ© Mourinho was Barcelona’s ultimate tormentor, the man who looked at Pep Guardiola’s all conquering side and refused to bow. While most teams were beaten before kickoff, Mourinho built warriors that fought back with intelligence, grit, and absolute belief. His 2010 Inter side didn’t just beat Barcelona, they survived one of the greatest footballing storms ever seen and still walked out as Champions League winners, producing one of the most iconic defensive masterclasses in football history at Camp Nou. Then he went to Real Madrid and shattered Barca’s dominance in Spain, leading Madrid to a record breaking 100 point La Liga title with ruthless counter attacking football that exposed even Pep’s legendary team. Mourinho turned every ClĂĄsico into war, brought edge and defiance back to Madrid, and became the rare manager who could genuinely get inside Barcelona’s head. Against one of the greatest teams ever assembled, Mourinho stood as the villain they could never fully conquer.

This is bad bros
If he gets a massive transfer budget, and can manage the massive egos at Madrid rn, he can get Mbappe firing on all cylinders. This is really bad bros I’m worried for Flick
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Mourinho can't believe his luck, that Madrid is so desperate to pull him out of the gutter after a decade.

Flick and his staff urgently need to buy ear/eye protection for the new season and our players need lessons how to behave in the Mourinho clasicos. Expect Rudiger becoming the new Pepe now.

But aside from that, it's going to be a fun season from outside.

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Surely Uncle Mo and Uncle Flo will find that their two old for this shit rather fast next season. It's time they go play backgammon in the basement of the Chinese restaurant.
 
Said it a hundred times but the main reason for Mou is that he will cry about Negreira and will link it back to his previous years.

Flo thinks a lot more around Europe listen to Mou and can impact Barca with mind games.

Arbeloa tried it time and again after any tough match but he is an irrelevance and no one listened.

It is going to be a full on barrage next season about Negreira and Mou is their elected spokesman as the coach that will get the most headlines.
 
True, Mourinho has a similar "Me against the world" mindset, same as Perez as we saw recently. That's also a reason he wants him back. Pressure on the refs will increase even more than this season. Expect Negreira outrages everytime they get a 50-50 decision against them and more exclusive Negreira reportages.
We can just hope that Tebas won't take it up the ass, especially since Perez said loud and clear LaLiga is his enemy.
 
It's gonna be fun one way or the other.

Barca is like the girl jose wanted but she never wanted him, he's forever bitter
 
My word the circus is really going to be in town. If you thought refereeing in Spain was already corrupt beyond comprehension, wait until the dark arts master returns to focus on everything but the football

I don’t see anyway it ‘works’ for RM as both Ancelotti and Alonso could not promote team harmony, no chance Mou will. But troubling or what won’t be fun is just how ugly football will continue to degenerate in Spain with Mou. Many won’t really remember his last stint here but it was marred by constant controversy - a volatile atmosphere and it isn’t like it has been calm here the last 2 seasons

It’s a RM car crash that will entertain in how it continues to implode but dark clouds will plague his time here and we will suffer as he brings the game further into disrepute
 
MonteCuler said:
Next season will be absolute cinema.

Fuck off with these boring managers
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Mourinho will definately try to get under Flick's skin. Let's see how Flick reacts and whether he is all Mr. Nice Guy in these presses taking all the baits thrown at him by Mourinho.
 
Their squad suits the special one it has to be said
They might be divas but he will unite them

  • Samuel Eto’o:
    “I would kill for Mourinho.”
  • Eto’o again on Mourinho’s mentality:
    “We had a team of eleven warriors, we won everything.”
  • Zlatan Ibrahimović:
    “The feeling was great between us and my only regret is that we were together for only one year.”
  • Zlatan again from his autobiography talking about Mourinho:
    “That guy says whatever he wants. I like him. He’s the leader of his army. But he cares, too.”

  • Didier Drogba after Mourinho left Chelsea:
    “Many of us used to play first and foremost for the manager.”
  • Javier Zanetti on Mourinho at Inter:
    “His confidence gave us wings.”
  • Karim Benzema:
    “He has some sort of trick, and everybody listens to him.”
  • Marco Materazzi famously cried with Mourinho after the 2010 Champions League win. Their goodbye in the car park became one of football’s iconic emotional moments.
  • Michael Essien referred to Mourinho as:
    “Daddy.”
  • Steve Sidwell describing Mourinho leaving Chelsea in 2007:
    “It felt like someone had died.”
  • Sidwell again on the dressing room reaction:
    “Drogba, Lampard and Terry [were] crying on the floor.”
  • Patrick Vieira reportedly said Mourinho influenced him more than any other manager, even over Wenger during their Inter time together.

Mourinho’s biggest strength was always that siege mentality. His players didn’t just respect him, a lot of them genuinely adored him and would run through walls for him. That Inter 2010 side especially talks about him like he was a war general rather than a football coach.
 
JamDav1982 said:
Said it a hundred times but the main reason for Mou is that he will cry about Negreira and will link it back to his previous years.

Flo thinks a lot more around Europe listen to Mou and can impact Barca with mind games.

Arbeloa tried it time and again after any tough match but he is an irrelevance and no one listened.

It is going to be a full on barrage next season about Negreira and Mou is their elected spokesman as the coach that will get the most headlines.
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Was thinking the same thing. Mou have little to no integrity, and will say whatever shit to fuck with the opponents, aligning perfectly with Perez’ and RMTV’s smear campaign.
 
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