Recent content by Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Managed to catch a full 90 of his for the first time this season. Playing against a geriatric Rangers that leaks goals to every local Scottish side. Red card for Rangers in the 12th minute. What did Nico do all game against 10 men who can't defend? Nothing. Nada. Zero. Not ONE good action...

The John Gotti of football making Tebas sleep with the fishes. Teflon Don Laporta. :boss:

We will beat Inter, because we always beat Inter and should have beaten them even under Don Xavi. When we do beat them, the usual happy sponge/ perma negative mob will say that " Inter played in to our hands ..... We got lucky Inter didn't finish their chances ..... Inter are pretty shit...

I've turned my TV up to nearly full volume. Still can't hear the fans. Very difficult to play with no atmosphere. Especially after seeing Madrid lose, you would have expected a little more excitement. Must be depressing seeing your fans get outsung by 300 Beticos ! ( Fucking lol ) When the...

As long as he doesn't say in an interview that he will feast on Dortmund. 🤭

Simone took all the good players off when 2-1 up to rest them for Bayern. Backfired and not for the first time. Good manager, but his team selection leading up to UCL games is downright horrendous.

You don't enjoy Creampie?

When discussions are made as to who is the most influential man in the history of FC Barcelona, it is only a matter of time before Don Laporta is added to the reckoning, alongside the usual candidates of Messi, Xavi, Pep, Cruyff etc. Another treble and you could argue he is the most influential...

Absolutely not. When you have your boot on your enemies throat, it's time to squeeze more. Let's not give them a chance to breathe. Then, come the Classico, we make them bite the curb and if you don't know what happens next, watch American History X.

Didn't know where to post this, but either way gave me a chuckle.

All that cheating. All that corruption. Everything loaded in their favour. And nothing to show for it but a NADAPLETE. I'm convinced there is a higher power at play here. Atheists, it's still not too late to believe. :stoner:

Dortmund smashing Freiburg away. Very very good performance. Guirassy on and within 7 minutes scores. May be worth sacrificing some playing out of the back to play Araujo to do a number on Guirassy, otherwise he could potentially hurt us.

Quite how they are not the most reviled sporting institution on the planet I will never know. Instead they are known as ' the biggest club in the world ' , even by a lot of Barca fans who see how they cheat every week. And their biggest competitors are known as the ones that paid the refs...

I did as well, in that picture that Temp put up she looks fantastic. Right up my street. But she is disappointing once you Google her , as they almost always are. Anyway, as I alluded to earlier, here are Kaka's comments on his divorce. "'A Christian does not marry to get a divorce. I did...