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2nd assist certified him as a crack.

Yamal has more creativity than their entire team combined :lol:

Yep, not confident in Betis though... they leave quite some space.

And people here were crying that we got rinsed by Betis... thought we should have gotten 30m :lol:

Why the fuck are the commentators making every excuse in the book for freaking Mbappe???

Shite so far.

I mean we are stuck with him, he won't cut it as a winger, so what else is there to try? But the planets would have to align for it to work.

He looks exactly like the type of player clueless teams burn cash on. Not a CF, not a winger, not brilliant enough for a central playmaking role (2nd striker/#10)... I just don't understand, why? What am I not seeing?

Zirkzee looks like a 2nd striker punted to CF, but right profile :lol: Fuck me.

What the fuck is Zirkzee doing? :lol:

United winning the FA cup really screwed them over. Should have sacked Ten Hag.

Wasn't too big on Isak when he was still in La Liga, but haven't watched one game of him in the PL. 21 goals sound really good.

At least they got one of their trashings vs Pool/City out of the way early :lol: Ten Hag :facepalm:

Point is profile only matters if you can choose between worldclass options. We are still talking CF here and not more delicate positions (punting #10s/2nd strikers into midfield or on the wings as most obvious examples). The best there always translate well.

Depth and quality.

They are nowhere decently covered to be fair. Whole squad looks mediocre.

I don't see the hype. Tidy on the ball, but everything else is pretty rough if you ask me.

His first touch is pretty spectacular.

What's your argument here? That we should look for a unicorn striker that doesn't exist right now? I would defo pick the likes of Etoo, Suarez and even Villa above Haaland. But not (half) bums like Zirkzee.

With Haaland obviously, it's a team game after all - he played his part. But not despite him.