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    Neymar Jr.

    Goldenboy got ultra-sensitive nerve endingz iz all As long as contact is made, it's like fencing, he won the duel with his skills by drawing in the defender. Where it gets really lame is when strikers dive in the box with zero contact. Shows a lack of skill and confidence
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    Joan Laporta

    Grandmaster Laporta Catalan Gambit Bishop 2 E6 :fishing: after Ter, all the vets will get the axe 1 by 1, and Franky4 will take the :rap: and then, he'll bring Messi back for a Magnum Opus on a 5 mill salary Geniuzzz!
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    Jules is good but banana tree no fight back Maxence crowkilla is the real Tong Po :rambo:
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    Neymar Jr.

    Buakaw vs Neycrowmancer would be bananas :dog: caw caw Marseille to sign Muay Thai defenders just for the classicos
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    Liverpool

    so are 1-liners :attachment: wanna cut?
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    Virgil van Dijk

    Get dat Orange Gouda, he got the mineralz! Klopp's High-line would more exposed than a red-ass monkey without him let's 'ave it right! Go Blues :lol:
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    Frenkie de Jong

    yep yep Marco Polo at PSG excels at just that :thinking: Can boogie all night with the Emperor's concubines and be back at midfield to counter his attacks.
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    Liverpool

    standard special ops ghost recon honky-tonk talk jingle bells n jungle storms :che:
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    Liverpool

    Barca will Hi Jack and Hey Jude :guitar:
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    Cr150

    Prodigal son will return to Sporting CP
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    Sergio Busquets

    Ancient One still has the same world class vision and quarterback abilities. Where it gets tricky is he's no Dom Toretto. If he gets car-jacked in DM position, shit is fast n furious gonna hit the fan other options will also get dispossessed but they'll have better chances of getting the...
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    Franck Kessie

    King of New York homz :rap:
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    23 - Jules Kounde

    Miles better than Dest & Bob in defense Give him licence to attack and he could have tons of assists and pre-assists ed: with this shortage of top full backs out there, why clubs don't do what Bayern thing with Alphonso Davies _ sign a speedy winger and convert him to FB :thinking:
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    Virgil van Dijk

    bring dis calm giant home we luv our Dutch Gouda :cookies:
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    11 - Raphinha

    Aquarius ascendant Capricorne #izinthestarz https://www.teamtalk.com/leeds-united/raphinha-transfer-news-jesse-marsch-praise-hopeful-transfer-completes class words from coach Jesse
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    Frenkie de Jong

    TikTok TucTuc said they need 1 more pre-season game - > Chelsea FC vs Hardcore Prison Waxers at Pelican Bay TurboTimo better run fast if he drops da soap :shower: Grandmasta Laporta Gambit ok it's a go 4 symbolic 1 Euro reduction. Cuz he love u long time
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    He's got more plaque build-up than our beloved Martin Colgate, datz 4 shuu :amazed: let's 'ave it right Blues! Mineralz let's go!
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    all good amigo :rockon:
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    ouch ori mon ami allo maman bobo yeu hurt mai tooth fillings u cruel ecuelle origami dentist :hurt:
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    9 - Robert Lewandowski

    Elon Musk is a fan of Barca dawg. He gonna equip Lewy with Neuro-Link Netdrill 8Z1b kinetik chip Courtois don't stand a chance with Lewy & Cassio-PEA kick blind him with the Space X solar flares

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