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Valverde is the biggest cunt since Tata and his mother-in-laws green shirts.

Fuck you, Valverde! And to the Dembouz haters, let me quote the great late Biggie Smalls 'Fuck all you hoes'

Since when did he have his hair cut? Anyways, predicting it. MoTM for Atleti, Sergi 'Couldn't Catch a Cold' Roberto!

instant 4 CL trophies.

Neymar brings alot of cash the other way, though; He is one of the most marketable players in the world and also one of the best players on his day. I would still put my eggs in the 'Dembélé' basket and hope for the kid to get his act together. The Neymar shitfest of last summer is not soon...

I hope Leo tears this fuckboi two new assholes. He almost makes Cristiano seem tolerable.

Rabiot is a new disaster in the making; a great player with obvious qualities but a bad fit when you consider the full picture. We let Isco, Modric, Özil go to Madrid (and bought guys like Arda, Song, Gomes, Paulinho). All 3 Barca-fans, granted we were having the best midfield trio in the...

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Can we just blow the bank for Kimmich, De Ligt and FDJ already?!! And drop Sergi and Piqué like two hot potatotes. Instant fix and 7-9 CL trophies.

Dude, stop mixing cocain with alcohol. And hold off on the Mary J.

Sergio and Sergi were both awful today. The 4-3-3 under Valverde is a fucking laugh, Rakitic was either shite or exhausted. Roberto runs around like a headless chicken, reactively. Suarez couldn't tame a hamster if his wife's life depended on it and our above-average players of the season all...

This is not on Valverde, even though he is an average coach. The players lack intensity and tenacity in every fucking duel; looks like a bunch of depot workers chasing a ball on a muddy field in the rain. In Jersey. Embarassing display from nearly all our players. Busquets is dogshite today...

The praise for Coutinho is absolutely mindboggling. I love Phil, don't get me wrong, but he is for some reason not performing on the level I expected. He gets way more of a 'break' than Dembouz, for instance. The criticism of Dembélé is somewhat justified since he has a lot of moments throughout...

How the fuck can you produce so much (read: quantity on your posts) garbage on a daily basis? It is actually impressive in its own rights. EDIT: Ahh, I think I've solved it. You use some sort of dictaphone or audio recording device that registers every word you utter and then writes it down in...

Yes. Also Sevilla is apparently shit. Only good performance this season was our near miraculous comeback against the Spanish elite power club, Leganes.

Looking forward to his transfer to Barca in January. Looks like a player with a lot of offensive potential.

I was clearly too quick to judge and Luisito had a decent performance today with a great run for the penalty. I retract 60 % of my rant, but I still believe he needs to improve immensely in his overall play (first touch, short passes, finishing)

This guy is fucking done. I love what El Pistolero has done for the club, but he is in complete fucking shambles. He is in a surreal 'Fernando Torres Chelsea Mode' - he tries, he runs, he presses, he has heart the poor lad, but he is completely and utter shite in front of goal. No prolific...

He got bars like a small Irish town on a countryside Bars like a jail cell with monkeys, call it Donkey time, Bars like an ad for some chocolate, when you're Hungry, Niles, That's a Frasier reference for them oldies from them Goldie-aisles, No I ain't a rapper but malevolent with wordy-rhymes...

We need to blow the bank on De Ligt and FDJ. Van Dijk's introduction saw Liverpools defense going from a headless chicken to a strong rhino in a heartbeat. What an impact he has had, only reason to feel remotely optimistic about our future defense. De Ligt, Samu and Lenglet interchanging with...