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Needs to let Dembele have a sip of his special yerba mate tea. I still think that he is injured by the way but for some strange reason he just keeps going. Every now and then he holds his knees after making a run. Surely there must be something strange going on. But then again, this is a man...

140m on Dembele.....Injured 160m on Countinho......Also Injured 40m on Paulinho.....8 goals and still going strong. The man is an iron bull :paulinho:

I know right. It just doesn’t make any sense. And we know for sure that the pic is 100% legit. Nobody would ever take time out to photo shop Robert into a pic. His nose alone would take ages to carve out properly.

That tree was decorated by Arda. Has his creative influence and hard work written all over it.

Celta have been quite impressive lately. Let's not pull a Wenger on this one. I hope to see the strongest possible team out there. I know the Anoeta awaits us but we got enough cushion in the League to afford a draw.

A picture of Barcelona's lethal goal scoring machine and Luis Suarez.

Well I suppose if we can't strip him off his number in real life, we should just do it on the forum. It's the small victories in life which make a difference. :suarez:

Seems rather suspicious :thinking: Maybe he has a sister who celebrates her birthday in January. :neymar:

Good idea. Also include 20 million in variables if Gomes wins Ballon D’Or.

This one to rile up the Liverpool fans. The Messi-Side SCOusers

Let's be honest. Trying to sell this guy is actually more difficult than trying to buy Coutinho. This man has wedged himself deep into the cracks of this sacred club. Will probably need a crowbar to force him out.

Rename thread to Philippe Trollinho. Optimistic fans getting trolled so hard in this space, both funny and sad at the same time.

Seemed like he wanted to do way too much. It's probably best for him to keep it simple for a while. No need for him to take on the burden of winning the game. The King will take care of that in the return leg :messi:

He probably lost the bid template so he has to start from scratch. Poor guy. As far as the sales template is concerned, I fear that is missing for quite some time which would explain why no player ever leaves this club.

I would include him in every away game squad from now on, and then book a room for him in the hotel basement. Without breakfast. :spank:

Only a matter of hours lads, about 4 320 hours to be precise. Not too long.

He has the talent but perhaps lacks the ego to reach the elite level. Hopefully his confidence will continue to grow with every big moment that goes his way. If Roberto had a Suárez / Ronaldo / Alves type of personality then his career would have grown at a faster rate. As things currently...

Paulinho, as he currently plays, is the type of player Rakitic should have become for Barcelona but failed to do so on a more consistent basis. Besides the first couple of seasons for the Croatian, the rest of it has unfortunately been underwhelming.

I hope his passing is at least more consistent than Neymar. While Neymar made some killer passes, he often had games when he misplaced too many easy passes. In order to get the best out of Messi, both Dembélé and Suarez need to step up their passing game. Messi is very good at playing short...

I would play Paulinho in this game and tell him to irritate the hell out of Sergio Ramos. Stand on his toes, push him around, even swear his dog if necessary. Won’t be long before the elbow comes swinging out and Madrid go down to 10 men.