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    $$ - Frenkie de Fraud

    They will never make me hate you, they tried, but I still believed.
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    Joan Laporta

    This is key, I can't remember the last time a forward as slow as Fati has ever achieved world class status. Fans were just too optimistic.
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    Man he's completely transformed the squad. Every match feels like one of the best matches I've watched us play in 5 years. So fucking good.
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    Aurelien Tchouameni

    He was really highly rated but he's basically fallen off. Has been lackluster the entire season. Are French talents overrated or has Madrid kinda ruined him?
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    Hans-Dieter Flick

    So fun to watch. A world apart from what Xavi served us the past two years.
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    Frenkie de Jong

    "Probably gets fucked by his wife with a strap-on." Jesus :ROFLMAO:
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    Vinícius Júnior

    It's all fine and dandy to have world cups in countries with legalised racial segregation where the majority of non-white people live in ghettoes so large they could be cities on their own. These ghettoes are so famous they've become attractions to tourists. Brazilian favelas, ladies and...
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    Victor Osimhen

    Napoli extends Victor's contract because they want more money for him when they inevitably sell, Victor says yes, and they're good. Then Napoli, being incompetent as they are, realise they don't have any money so they change their minds and ask Victor to reduce his wages WITHOUT reducing his...
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    19 - Lamine Yamal

    Watching this guy just effortlessly play football makes me angry considering how many years some users here spent trying to gaslight the forum into making out Dembele to be some sort of genius forward. THIS is what a talented footballer looks like. So young and makes it look so easy. Insane...
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    Frenkie de Jong

    Man he moved back in 2019, holy shit time flies.
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    Victor Osimhen

    Be patient Victor, we can save you. Just don't be greedy with your salary. Legit replacement for Robert.
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    No Dembele vs Dortmund, every touch, yet? Come on guys.
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    Xavi Hernández

    This club has essentially given itself a massive own goal. They had the pure luck of ending up with one of the greatest managers in history (Pep) alongside a football department of former local talents with incredible talent for squad building and management (txiki et al). Not only did they...
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    19 - Lamine Yamal

    I'm not going to get myself hyped because a lot can happen between the ages of 16 and 21, but for the moment I'm glad that we finally have a winger that's aesthetically pleasing on the ball. He's quick, knows how to dribble, knows how to look good when he dribbles, does tricks, fantastic...
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    lmaoo
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    Premier League 23/24

    What a goal, most exciting game United has played all season. Ten Hag's substitutions and game management almost lost them the game, but he was saved by individual brilliance.
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    19 - Lamine Yamal

    Neymar was very fast. Just not the fastest winger/forward of his generation like Mbappe and Ronaldo Nazario (CR7) is/were. Just because you're not the fastest doesn't mean you're not fast. Neymar at his prime easily blew past most fullbacks with ease.
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    I mean that's exactly my point, Dembele doesn't score because of his position but because of his lack of talent. You compare any goal scoring winger in a top team to Dembele you'll see that they either have similar heat maps to Dembele, or more demanding heatmaps altogether (like Neymar).
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    Ousmane Dembélé

    Just for fun, a certain user's excuse for Dembele not scoring goals and providing enough assists is because he's a "true winger, whose job is to dribble and create from the touchline." Compare Dembele's heatmap to Salah's and Neymar's https://www.sofascore.com/player/neymar/124712...
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    Luka Modrić

    In hindsight, reading this is hilarious.

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