11 - Raphinha

[serghei]

Best attacker in the team atm.

 

[Gnidrologist]

Our best attacker is guy, who can't dribble, can't shoot, has shit first touch and shit IQ. His pressing is also shit, because he just runs at players like a bellend. But at least he runs a lot. I envy your ability to see the good side of things.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

We sold Griezmann too early, he would be by far the best attacker in this team 🐮

 

[behindbrowneyes]

We sold Griezmann too early, he would be by far the best attacker in this team 🐮

He would be, but hard to tell how good he would actually look in this Barca team. Atletico just suits him much better and he is the best player in La Liga for quite some time now.

 

[serghei]

He currently has 10 G + A in 814 total mins spet on the pitch. That's 1 goal or assist per 81 mins played.

If he sorts out his finishing, with his engine and off the ball movement, he can hit 25 goals + assists per season easily.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

He currently has 10 G + A in 814 total mins spet on the pitch. That's 1 goal or assist per 81 mins played.

If he sorts out his finishing, with his engine and off the ball movement, he can hit 25 goals + assists per season easily.

decade of donkey incoming

 

[serghei]

decade of donkey incoming

It is what it is. Upgrade the squad if you want more.

Raphinha is not going to perform much better than this. He's a good player, not great, that puts up impeccable effort every game. Can't be mad personally, it's obvious that the man is a dedicated professional athlete of decent, not great, natural talent. All he achieved so far was with hard work. Works his but off every match.

He remains one of my favorites in this squad and that is not gonna change until he's gone or we get rich again.

 

[Devils]

Never seen a player work so hard and look so trash.

Lots of bad players I see never look to put in effort and contribute to their poor play. Not this guy though.

True testament to just how terrible this guy is. Absolute dumpster fire of a player.

 

[Andresito]

How bad can you be at timing runs into acres of space?

 

[ZenI]

First one to go, ship him and Romeu already this transfer window. Keep the rest of the scrubs like Felix and Ferran until we have some replacement...

 

[te amo barca]

fucking idiot

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Too slow in head

 

[BJJ]

Sky Sport commentator: "I am close to Xavi and he has just given instructions to Raphinha following an offside by the player, and a lot of insults and scoldings that I can't say because of respect... Raphinha has replied 'I can't do anything else'".

 

[Saladin]

Sooooo.... Can we maybe develop Lamine yet or should we keep on playing trash players with zero impact, Xavi?

 

[ZenI]

Should be first one to go, brings nada other than running like a headless chicken... but we must sell asap to recoup most of the cash we spent on him.