KingLeo10
Senior Member
Hmm let's see.
He won every award on the Planet apart from the France Football wankfest.
5 goals in 9 minutes against a club that made CL quarterfinals that year.
Only player ever to score 4 goals in a CL semi.
Third most CL goals overall.
Highest CL ratio ever for a player above 50 games.
Fastest hattrick ever in the UCL.
Only player to have highest CL goals and CL assists in a single season.
Only player to win a sextuple while winning player of the Tournament in every single competition.
Broke Gerd Muller's 50 year old record.
78 goals and 29 assists for a bang average national team. On course to be only behind Cr7.
This is just off the top off my head.
What actual records look like:
Now cry me a river, wanker