Barça's Transfers and Rumors

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DonAndres

Wild Man of Borneo
Sign a player before sunday night you bastard.

Feelin' nervous punk?

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#DaretoDonAK
 

Sumlit

San Claudio Bravo
Did Sumlit send him pictures of you?

I don't know, he is useless. Im thinking of sacking him and advertising the position. What do you think?

I'm thinking you're incredibly lucky to even have representation.

But that's aside from the point, sack the bastard #Sumlitmeetsunemploymentbenefits

I've been advertising DonAK for ages without success, no one wants any part of that.

Sadly, I called Barcelona and asked to be connected to Zubi, spoke with him and had a deal all ironed out for DonAK. However as I later found out from twitter, I had called the wrong Barcelona and spoken with the wrong Zubi. Shit happens.

I also did send Lucho DonAK's profile, with hours upon hours of video, and he responded by sending me a few Euros donation. I think he though I was advertising for a charity. Oh well. I do what I can.
 

DonAK

President of FC Barcelona
I've been advertising DonAK for ages without success, no one wants any part of that.

Sadly, I called Barcelona and asked to be connected to Zubi, spoke with him and had a deal all ironed out for DonAK. However as I later found out from twitter, I had called the wrong Barcelona and spoken with the wrong Zubi. Shit happens.

I also did send Lucho DonAK's profile, with hours upon hours of video, and he responded by sending me a few Euros donation. I think he though I was advertising for a charity. Oh well. I do what I can.

Don't lie and blame me for being inept. It's your fault for saying that you want to follow in Zubi's footsteps and kept him as your rolemodel! I told you so!!!!
 

Sumlit

San Claudio Bravo
Don't lie and blame me for being inept. It's your fault for saying that you want to follow in Zubi's footsteps and kept him as your rolemodel! I told you so!!!!

At least Zubi has resources to work with. Look what I have to sell here.

In a few days time my client will have naked Cristiano hugging Bale in his avatar picture. How am I supposed to sell that. HOW!?!?
 

Semi-Neutral

Sir Alupp Heynrguson
In a few days time my client will have naked Cristiano hugging Bale in his avatar picture. How am I supposed to sell that. HOW!?!?

Don't tell anyone about it? Liverpool didn't tell Chelsea Torres was gonna flop, just use their negotiating techniques
 

DonAK

President of FC Barcelona
At least Zubi has resources to work with. Look what I have to sell here.

In a few days time my client will have naked Cristiano hugging Bale in his avatar picture. How am I supposed to sell that. HOW!?!?

I told you many times that you aint getting more chupa chups.

And don't talk about that avatar thing. Besides, sex sells.
 

DonAndres

Wild Man of Borneo
Predictions based on what Barto said:

Marcos is the CB, Bravo the GK. Both deals have been agreed with on personal terms, just waiting for confirmation from clubs. The forward is someone like Soriano or Aguero (the former would be more realistic and not a bad choice by any means). Board fully respects Lucho and has handed decisions off to him and Zubi. Cesc isn't completely committed but hasn't approached about a departure. The full confidence about the targets being agreed upon already shows that CB negotiations are only for Marcos and other targets either won't happen or won't happen until later (by the time Benatia is either tied to Roma or going to City). They will approach a midfielder but if it's Koke (likely) they'll probably crash and burn.

All in all, I'd say our squad in terms of depth will be ok but we need more starter quality players to really go head to head with our strongest competitors. It's not a successful transfer window if our only two changing starters are 20 year old Marquinhos to save our defense and MAtS.
 
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