Erling Haaland

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

He had only 16 ball actions lol and still 3 goals and 1 assist

 

[iniestaGOAT]

Garbage time goals

Fuck this guy

Stat padder penaldo 2.0

 

[DonAK]

Had an interview with France Football that is going to be published soon.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1700458306244854160

"If you could take one quality/attribute from another player, what would it be and who?"

Erling Haaland: “I wish I had Messi's dribbling. It's quite a good choice, isn't it? (laughs) »

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Missed 5 chances before scoring one yesterday. Dortmund-Haaland needed half chance to score one goal, at City he is missing a lot of them. Still worldclass dude but nowhere close to Mbappe imo.

 

[Temptation]

I far prefer Edinson Cavani to Haaland.

I prefer Papiss Cisse to Marco van Basten.


Hey, this is a fun game.

 

[utility73]

Another horror show by Haaland so far. Missing big chances like clockwork.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Another horror show by Haaland so far. Missing big chances like clockwork.

Alvarez >>> Haaland

DOnt know why but this guy misses chances over chances last months

 

[Morten]

Alvarez >>> Haaland

DOnt know why but this guy misses chances over chances last months

Think he out performed expected goals by a fair bit last season, looks like thats not the case this season, definitely more wasteful so far.

 

[Morten]

Given their relatively easy group, was expecting him to score 10+ in the group stages alone, could still happen obviously, but not with finishing like this for sure.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Short hair Haaland >> long hair haaland

Seriously, at Dortmund this guy needed a half chance to score a goal. Don't know what happened.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Again no goal

He is on the bum way @malvolio

 

[Horatio]

Fraud. Let’s hope Real picks him up one day.

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Him being so expensive rescues him otherwise he would sit on the bench instead of Alvarez

 

[Blackened]

Ballondor for a player who barely even touches football? Messi should win it for the World Cup + all the remarkable work he does for Inter Miami. Next year? Either Mbappe, Bellingham or..... Leroy Sane! Yes, he has had a marvellous start to the season so far and his overall game is fantastic.

 

[Nazario1985]

He should learn to be more useful when the midfield is not roaming free to feed him non stop.