Maxi "Sexy" Lopez

[La Furia]

I decided the legend needs a topic after discovering rumors linking him to Lazio.

 

[ChuckaOwns]

LOL what a hero. The chicken celebration. So epic.

 

[barca7788]

one cant forget his goal n assist against chelsea match. and how media said the next day that A NEW STAR IS BORN.

 

[diegomessi]

he did quite well for gremio in brasil... and he is married to a porn star

 

[desoe]

and he is married to a porn star

I don't understand why he keeps playing football then. It's just an awful waste of time, when you're married to a pornstar.

 

[beef-supreme]

SEXY LOPEEEEEZZZZ!!!! The sexiest player to wear the Barca no. 11.
I fell in love when i saw the way his hair waved in the wind as he ran around like a headless chicken. And don't ever dare forget about this:

[YOUTUBE]UJkwSdbg26I[/YOUTUBE]

one cant forget his goal n assist against chelsea match. and how media said the next day that A NEW STAR IS BORN.

That was beyond hilarious!!!

 

[House of Flies]

<3

Apparently, there is news coming out that he has signed with Lazio.

 

[beef-supreme]

Or as some Brazilian commented on a youtube interview of the sexy:

Grande jogador
Grande profissional
Grande pessoa

He is beautiful. If he really does sign for Lazio then Lazio will win the league in Italy.

 

[House of Flies]

Or as some Brazilian commented on a youtube interview of the sexy:


He is beautiful. If he really does sign for Lazio then Lazio will win the league in Italy.

Lazio bought the player for 1.5m euros but they cant afford his beauty.

 

[beef-supreme]

This is probably the second best or maybe the best video on youtube: [YOUTUBE]1cuXK9EUpCw[/YOUTUBE] because it has Sexy, Marquez, Motta, and Oleguer all featured, and of course Barca's orange kit - everything's perfect. Note that Maxi fouls probably more often than all of our defenders would in a whole match, which is incredible for a target man.

Lazio bought the player for 1.5m euros but they cant afford his beauty.

Of course, they have bought him for €1.5m but they have to pay him €100m for image rights, because while Beckham may be a ladies' man, Maxi is actually a sexy man, and therefore is entitled to have more.

Ronaldinho, eat your heart out

[YOUTUBE]fiiosPJRrVU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[House of Flies]

You are so right beef. I forgot how beautiful he looked on the soccer pitch.

 

[beef-supreme]

LOL what a hero. The chicken celebration. So epic.

He even did the chicken celebration for FC Moskva
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Beautiful. The chicken celebration accentuates the radiant glow of his silky straight hair.

 

[House of Flies]

How could I have been so blind when looking for beauty as Maxi Lopez was right along there?

I am a fool. I am going to have a statue of him erected with using just gold because it would only be suitable for Maxi Lopez.

 

[Esteve]

Awesome thread. His chicken celebration was nearly as epic as the club winning 6 titles in a year. Maybe even more so. Close call.

 

[G.J]

there is only one nose, and it aint swedish.