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Senior Member
First things first new president and board 100% free from all nepotism, only hire the best people for the job period.
President: Sandro Rosell, IRON MAN SANDRO is the only one who can take this club into the future. He kickstarted our first revolution by beating man united to the signing of RONALDINHO, and years later did it again with the Brazilian prince Neymar, he spent years in prison for the crime of clowning on corrupt Madrid and was later released to be found innocent of corruption. You know you’re doing a good job when your enemies have to lock you up to stop you.
Since then we have never come close to signing any world class Brazilian wonderkids, despite Vini and Rodrygo both being Barca fans growing up.
Manager
TITANIUM THOMAS
Has seen success wherever he’s gone, understands the Spanish style of positional play and is the perfect mix of possession and brutal effective football:
The only one to have the balls to get Mbappe And Neymar working together looking like powerhouses and stamped his authority on superstar teams:
Everyone had given up hope of Bayern winning the Bundesloga until Thomas Tuchel came in and saved the season. His agent has said he will only leave the England job for Real Madrid or Barcelona, if we don’t act soon Real Madrid will swoop him up and he will take them to the next level.
His tactical mind and authoritarian approach are exactly what this club needs, and he has experience developing youth players as seen in his amazing Mainz spell.
Players
Balde, Fermin, Kounde, Gavi these are all cute squad players we should keep in the team but they’re not starter material.
Lewa obviously should never play for the club again as he’s finished and one of the things Xavi got right was wanting him out.
We should build the team around Yamal, we don’t need a left winger as Raphinha is more than good enough.
Fdj obviously out
The best lineup is a 3-4-3 which is one of Tuchel’s specialities:
Raphinha Marmoush Yamal
Davies Pedri Casado Frimpong
Cubarsi Araujo Kounde
Mats
This is the future
Lemme know about your dream transfers
President: Sandro Rosell, IRON MAN SANDRO is the only one who can take this club into the future. He kickstarted our first revolution by beating man united to the signing of RONALDINHO, and years later did it again with the Brazilian prince Neymar, he spent years in prison for the crime of clowning on corrupt Madrid and was later released to be found innocent of corruption. You know you’re doing a good job when your enemies have to lock you up to stop you.
Since then we have never come close to signing any world class Brazilian wonderkids, despite Vini and Rodrygo both being Barca fans growing up.
Manager
TITANIUM THOMAS
Has seen success wherever he’s gone, understands the Spanish style of positional play and is the perfect mix of possession and brutal effective football:
The only one to have the balls to get Mbappe And Neymar working together looking like powerhouses and stamped his authority on superstar teams:
Everyone had given up hope of Bayern winning the Bundesloga until Thomas Tuchel came in and saved the season. His agent has said he will only leave the England job for Real Madrid or Barcelona, if we don’t act soon Real Madrid will swoop him up and he will take them to the next level.
His tactical mind and authoritarian approach are exactly what this club needs, and he has experience developing youth players as seen in his amazing Mainz spell.
Players
Balde, Fermin, Kounde, Gavi these are all cute squad players we should keep in the team but they’re not starter material.
Lewa obviously should never play for the club again as he’s finished and one of the things Xavi got right was wanting him out.
We should build the team around Yamal, we don’t need a left winger as Raphinha is more than good enough.
Fdj obviously out
The best lineup is a 3-4-3 which is one of Tuchel’s specialities:
Raphinha Marmoush Yamal
Davies Pedri Casado Frimpong
Cubarsi Araujo Kounde
Mats
This is the future
Lemme know about your dream transfers
