Neymar

[Nello]

I have spoken to Neymar he’s crazy about returning to barca

Never heard that one before

 

[Gnidrologist]

I spoke to him too. Said Gician is a lying asshat.

 

[Iniesta Ultra]

We've already turned into Barca Hospital so why not. He'd probably play more matches in a season than Ohlno and panda.

 

[Andresito]

I spoke to him too. Said Gician is a lying asshat.

treason @Messigician

 

[Messigician]

treason @Messigician

wtf bro @Gnidrologist

 

[companyofcules]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1841455083575201987

He will not be that bad on our left. If only he will have an IQ better than 90. I can see him again rolling, fighting refs, provoking, getting fat, getting his parties and sister as priorities.
Enough is enough. Barcelona had the oportunity to get Mec or other Brazilian kids similar to Neymar into La Masia but they failed as usual.

 

[Gnidrologist]

wtf bro @Gnidrologist

It's my duty as a representative of Ney to shed light on things.

 

[malvolio]

Neymar in crutches streaming on Twitch > Ferran "The Cleaner Fish" Torres

 

[Barcaman]

I had a soft spot for him. More talented than any Brazilian after him and at his peak played better than any of them. Also, in hindsight, less of s cunt than certain show clown in Madrid.

His dad ruined his sports career unfortunately. Should never have left Barca.

 

[Messigician]

I had a soft spot for him. More talented than any Brazilian after him and at his peak played better than any of them. Also, in hindsight, less of s cunt than certain show clown in Madrid.

His dad ruined his sports career unfortunately. Should never have left Barca.

Do you regret leaving Barcelona?

🇧🇷 Neymar: "I was too young and inexperienced, that's the answer."

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

I know he is playing against tomato cans but he makes it all look so ridiculously easy like nobody else ( bar Messi ) can.

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[MontenegrinCuler]

I know he is playing against tomato cans but he makes it all look so ridiculously easy like nobody else ( bar Messi ) can.

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Cristiano is playing in the same league yet his fans go crazy when he scores a penalty or casual tap in with no previous impact on the game. Simply crazy. What Messi would do in that league is a crime.

 

[ZenI]

Neymar and Messi, our new signings for next season (but let's skip Suarez)...

Jokes aside, but where will he go next season? US? Stay in the desert?

 

[Co0ter]

If he was smart, to Inter Miami where he'll be loved and enjoy the lifestyle. If Messi stays a bit longer that is.

 

[Maradona37]

I know he is playing against tomato cans but he makes it all look so ridiculously easy like nobody else ( bar Messi ) can.

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Neymar is a genius, even on that absolute mess of a pitch.

Agree with what Montenegrin Culer said too - Ronaldo gets praised for penalties or simple finishes. Neymar and Messi are still geniuses who do far more impressive things than him.