Vitor Roque (loaned to Real Betis)

[vuji_31]

I know he is shit player, but making some stupid hoe set up for life makes me really mad.

This guy is imbecille.

 

[Dev]

a tiny brazilian that has no technique and his max potential is a wish lautardo, the best compliment his ass got here. Alemany Deco whatever, ill never get the hype for these MID as fuck brazucas, how many of them has barca bought only so sell on a loss? has anyone counted? Even chicharito cost 7 million, not fuckin 40.

And tf is it with these dudes getting married at 19, no street smarts man. Most ballers ain't fast, but these fellas are the special type...

So basically a rare exception now days and something that doesn't apply to Roque and his gold digger "wife" at all.

You sound salty bro, did a girl fleece you?

 

[Don Juan Laporta Estruch]

As long as the divorce courts are as unequal towards men as they presently are, pre-nups are absolutely essential to any man of relative wealth.

And if she doesn't want to sign the pre-nup, just tell her what Don Johan said.

 

[Horatio]

The aptly called Cruyfian sayings have been immortalised in collective consciousness of Dutch people. They are the type of expressions that one puts on tiles and hangs in the bathroom. Very recognisable as well as we know immediately it was something Johan had said due to it’s “I mean, It makes sense when you think about it” flair

Maybe should translate some of them.

I think his most famous one here is:

“To play football is very simple. But the most difficult thing to do is play simple football.”

Also:

“If I had wanted for you to understand me, I would have done a better job explaining.”

“You have to shoot. Otherwise you can’t score.”(Sounds better in Dutch lol)

“Before I make a mistake, I make sure not to make it.”

(Mods can move this to appropriate thread)