OK this.......this.............it's no good. Why would you even.......dear Lord, how, when, WAT???
This could happen in a universe where Ronaldo bows to picture of Leo Messi, where burger and fries are healthy food, where Putin listens to Pussy Riot and Steven Segal smiles....
To be honest, not even there. One does not simply think of that option. Did you have a bad day?