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  1. YodaMaster

    Arthur

    A guy like Rakitic is dependent from players like Arthur, while guys like Arthur are independent in the midfield. If you have 3 Rakitic in your midfield, your midfield will be absolute shit. It will get blasted and humiliated against every strong or even decent opposition. Because none of the 3...
  2. YodaMaster

    Arthur

    Exactly, BBZ is the master at making shortcuts in football analysis. That's why I say he has a very limited conception of the game. That's also why he needs to constantly bring on stats: his eyes probably show him very limited stuff. Arthur is a better offensive player than Rakitic simply...
  3. YodaMaster

    Arthur

    Ladies and gentlemen, let me remind you the context: Arthur just came back from holiday, hasn't played since July and it was his first ever 20 minutes alongside Frenkie. 20 fucking minutes. But 20 minutes is enough for His Majesty BBZ to draw conclusions even if... Well, just have a look at what...
  4. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    Were you not the one licking Ivan’s ass after he scored 2 goals in this current preseason ? Telling us stories about how he is the only offensively threatening midfielder Barca has ? And that despite the fact that dude scored 6 goals all comps for Barca in the last 2 years, which is 3 goals per...
  5. YodaMaster

    Frenkie de Jong

    Yeah, but I remember you explaining that Rabiot is a better option because he had more experience, and is taller. Fact is you were talking without knowing shit about these 2 players. Random dude with basic football understanding would never have a preference for Rabiot over FDJ, after watching...
  6. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    But schoolboy Alena was there, why did it work ? How did the team manage to score 4 goals without Ivan 'Lampard' Rakitic ?
  7. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    FDJ is too much of a crack to restrict him by playing him as a DM. FDJ has best in the world CM potential. I’d play FDJ + Arthur with Vidal or... Todibo, cause there’s no interesting DM on the market. Keep Busquets on the bench and show him that he’ll have to fight and convince if he wants to be...
  8. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    LMAO this absolute fraud of a player ONCE AGAIN is doing his stats-padding in absolute meaningless games, and his fan boys are ONCE AGAIN back stronger than ever to keep on the propaganda. But the guy is still the shittiest midfielder in every Barça game, baby faced virgins (Puig) and young boys...
  9. YodaMaster

    Antoine Griezmann

    I agree. First touch, movements and decision making is world class, probably top 5 or even top 3 forwards in the world at those things. If we had a competent manager, I believe Griezmann could have a huge contribution and take a lot of weight off Messi’s shoulders. Unfortunately we have...
  10. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    Nobody disagrees with that, even Cruyff himself, and you've been criticizing his conception of football. That means you changed your mind, because I'm pretty sure you used to hate on Alenas and Puigs while praising Paulinho when he was here. No problem with you changing your mind though, it's...
  11. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    What is exactly the point of comparing Barca with and without Messi Xavi Iniesta, when we’re talking about Cruyff’s philosophy ??? Come on man. Messi Xavi and Iniesta happened to our club BECAUSE OF CRUYFF ! Because the club adopted Cruyff’s formula. Messi Xavi and Iniesta are the ultimate...
  12. YodaMaster

    Ivan Rakitić

    Dude are you dumb or what ? I mean for real ?! Why the fuck world you become a fan of a club if you don’t like that club’s DNA and philosophy ? What’s wrong with you ? The day I become a fan of Roger Federer and start yelling "Roger’s style is shit, I hate it, he should play like Djokovic"...
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    Ivan Rakitić

    Masterclass. RIP BBZ.
  14. YodaMaster

    Neymar Jr.

    2007 Kaka won Ballon d’Or and was considered best player in the world. What a robbery. Inzaghi was the best poacher in the world that year. Ballon d’Or should have been given to him right ? 2005 Ronaldinho won Ballon d’Or and was considered best in the world. Such a lie since Henry outscored...
  15. YodaMaster

    Neymar Jr.

    Also, some people need to put aside their Neymar hate when they write on this topic. I don't really want this dude to come back, because imo we already have great offensive players for the present (Messi & Griezmann), the club should now work on developing the future of our front line. But you...
  16. YodaMaster

    Neymar Jr.

    What the hell is that ?! Earth never witnessed a player who's better technically than Messi. And I'm almost certain that it won't happen in the future. If one day we see a player as good technically as Messi, it will be a semi miracle. There has been plenty players with amazing and nearly...
  17. YodaMaster

    Ousmane Dembélé

    Didn't you guys know ? You need Einstein's brain to make those precious backpasses to Piqué and Alba. Dembele and his poor brain could never do it !
  18. YodaMaster

    Ousmane Dembélé

    Poor Rakitic. :( Do you want us to apologize for this ? Or maybe we should cry ? Nobody gives a shit about your fraud boy Rakitic. If you feel sad about this, you can text him and try to join him and Valverde in their bed at night.
  19. YodaMaster

    11 - Ousmane Dembélé - V1

    Not cool to insult people's intelligence. Dembele might be indeed dumb, but you don't know that for a fact. There's one thing that is clear: he's in his own world sometimes, disconnected from the reality, he probably has concentration problems. But this 'disconnected from reality' thing is what...
  20. YodaMaster

    Arthur

    Great posts from my dude serghei ! I once tried and started writing same kind of message with lots of screenshots to show how static, useless and coward Rakitic is in the buildup. But I couldn’t post it because the images were too big and wouldn’t upload. Nice work Serghei. You’re spot on...

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