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Guys, relax. This signing is not to be compared to usual summer or even january transfers - it is in its utmost literal sense a 'last resort' buy. Compare the transfer to the conditions under which it belongs. The player we can get has to be from either La Liga or the Segunda. He can only play...

I'm tempted to believe we should be accommodating a whole higher class of squad players. He should've been loaned out rather than Alena.

Sergi Roberto is like the couple that went to the Oscar's a few years back; they weren't invited, they did not belong, everyone and their grandmother could tell and yet they stayed and no one did shit about it. Went from a comedy to a tragedy. Waiting for this shitshow to turn into a fullblown...

Abidal is good at being sporting director the way that I am good at being the moon.

Everyone and their mother slaughtered Dembélé after that Liverpool miss at Camp Nou; this fool has missed open chances left and right, with his best contributions being his defensive workrate (which to be fair is very good and also an important aspect), whilst he is our only primary 'attacker' -...

What a miss. Coutinho-esque performances from him lately. Stunning.

I have been vouching for Dembouz since day one and had high hopes for him, but the chances of him actually succeeding here are incredibly slim, I'm afraid. He is probably the most injury-prone player in the big five European leagues - only a handful other players fall into the same category...

He is playing sensational today. Keep it up! Hopefully it is due to the Setién-effect.

This guy smokes too much weed. Way too much.

He lives by 'the Denis Suarez code': 1. Stay WAAAAAY past your footballing prime. 2. Play like ass and hide in plain sight. 3. Keep saying shit like 'I like it here', 'I'm not willing to quit', 'I will fight for my chance'. 4. ONLY leave when you've done 112 % damage and there is basically...

That train has long left the station, I'm afraid; should've let him go when we had the chance a year and a half ago. To think PSG were willing to cough up 70 mil euros for him a season and a half ago is bonkers. The definition of an average, back-pass-master with a disappearance act that would...

Surprised to see there's no thread about him, since we're pretty linked to him these days. Here's hoping we never sign him, he looks like another Paco-signing. The incompetence of the current board is baffling at times. Get in Aubameyang for the same amount of money. A player that has more...

We need Neymar on that left-hand side. Clear as light that he is the gamechanger we are desperately looking for. Injuries aside no one in the world can both fit our system flawlessly and decide matches on a regular basis other than the Brazilian.

I would take Lautaro over Håland in a heartbeat; the kid does have a lot of potential, though.

Frenkie is all about the big picture. The only objective is to push Valverde over the edge and into the abyss. Now neither MaTS nor FdJ is available to Retardo and he has only Messi and players that carry nudes of his wife on a dropbox account (Rakitic and Vidal) to clinch all of his hope onto...

They look like Heyncke's Bayern who won the Treble in '13. Great players on some positions, decent players at other, but overall a collective unit spiced with world class wingers and a offensive, pressure-pumped approach.

STFU already. We couldn't beat Valencia for the Double, yet you expect us to walkover a topmotivated, well-balanced and properly managed Ajax side.

We need to get Gallardo to have any chance of seeing something beneficial come to fruition with our fringe, former WC, players.

Rather spend the 100 mil on a proven prodigy like Havertz, who can create space, run and actually contribute with goals from an AM-position; we have been lacking options (read, goal threats) from outside our front three players since Xavi and Fabregas; hell, even Paulinho was good at going...

We need Gallardo. That guy is fire