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This club just keeps hitting new lows under this fucking incognito anti-culé board. I swear, it feels like Bartomeu and Valverde are Real Madrid infiltrators sometimes.

Barto, bring us Sancho and Son for 200 mil euros combined and also get us Sané and seven other non-CF-positioned offensive wings. Oh, and give Ernesto a break, guys. He just needs more time. It is as the great scholar Gerry Bernabeau Pique said not many moons ago 'We sucked balls during...

Why not bring in either Wenger or Setien for the rest of the season and see what happens? At least our offensive style would return, whilst they both know how to incorporate young talents and give them opportunities. Then maybe add Koeman by summer or keep Setien if the love is back and the...

What a monster; easily one of the most in-depth quality players who can do it all; score, drible, assist, pass, create and find space.

Hopefully he will be back with a great display tomorrow evening; Dembouz > Dumbélé

He is a dumb donkey after all. Sigh.

Alves>Alba=Carvajal>Semedo>>Firpo>>>>Roberto

He just added to that title; he's a legendarily average meme of a player.

I'm starting to think our medical staff needs to get their heads out of their fucking asses. Due a differential diagnosis, give him the proper weight lift excersises for muscular growth (with specificity of fiber-type in correlation to his muscular output), set a dietary plan enabling him to...

Must be benched against Getafe if we are to have any chance of winning. Perez, Griezmann, Dembélé up front should do the trick. FdJ, Arthur and Busquets in midfield (although preferably Puig in there and Frenkie as DM but that's a pipedream).

Watch the TRUE Ronaldo grinning like a little boy; Game recognize game, Il Phenomeno is a legend; the real Ronaldo > the Real Ronaldo.

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Fuck his mother.

Agreed, but the data sample is sooo small. He needs time (preferably under a decent coach). Would see him be a decent backup option under the likes of Pep, Klopp, Tuchel or even Carlo.

This guy. Sigh, I can't even bother.

Yes, Ivan. Wouldn't be surprised for a fucking second, if it turned out that you were in fact Ivan Garbatic, texting on Barcaforum whilst ignoring Shitverdes halftime snoozefest in the Granada Stadiums 'Visitors' dressing room. He can make a BACKPASS. That's more than Rakitic has delivered...

Guys, direct your anger at fucking Valverde. Firpo has potential and has ZERO support on the bench, as we all should be aware of by now. Valverdes man management is fucking ridiculous. He's like a Footballing Dementor, sucking out the raw talent and joy of excited, young prospects, leaving them...

Good for him to be benched by our cunt of a coach. Watch him go ape shit and dominating possession, as soon as we get a decent head coach. Playing Rakitic and Sergi Roberto in midfield should be a capital offense. He just enjoys to shit on the fans and the club, zero fucks given.

On the serious tip, only real fucking cules hopes we get ***** tonight. Lose the battle, win the war. Fuck Valverde. This guy sits on 20+ mil euros pr. season?!! What is fucking wrong with this club?

Fuck his mother.