1 - Marc-Andre ter Ansplant

Don Juan Laporta Estruch

Well-known member
We should leave this bullshit that keepers should be able to play with their feet in the garbage. The GK should fucking stop shots, comand the box on crosses/corners and only after that comes the “playing from the back” shtick.

Stegen is an embarrassment on all fronts.

Amen to that. But we have not done this in our history. Which is why we have had no world class goalkeepers ..... IN OUR HISTORY. Think of a Barca goalkeeper and you know what immediately comes to mind first ...... GAME DECIDING MISTAKES.

DUTRUEL
BAIA
VALDES
TER STEGEN
HESP
RECBER
BONANO.

And then the socis will scratch their heads and wonder why the need the best outfield team of all time to dominate in Europe. :facepalm:
 

BJJ

Well-known member
Back in the day I was screaming for Courtois when he was on loan at AM. Posters here arrogantly claimed Courtois was bad with his feet and not a good fit for us. Well, well, we'll. Not only can this fraud not save any shots but he makes bad passes in crucial games.
In fact Flick would have seen it in that Bayern rout where two goals came about due to that bums bad passing.
No wonder Gundogan left at the first opportunity.
 

Sorin

Well-known member
How can any CB stay calm knowing that every little mistake they make almost always ends up in a goal for the other team? That every cross that falls in the 6m box is a must clear situation since the GK won’t ever come out and clear the ball with his superior reach? That every shot from around the box must be blocked with absolute urgency since the gk ducks?

Baresi/Nesta/Maldini backline and it would still not be enough for this team to be comfortable in defence.
 

ZenI

Professor Balthazar
To boot he is loyal as fuck to his habit of freezing in the line during corners even when the cross is inside the small box. It's like whenever there is a corner a defender must clear it by default whereas respectable keepers barely leave this burden to defenders half of the time.
100% this
 

Joan

Well-known member
Just look at this picture. What the actual fuck? Do you all reckon some Segunda division goalkeeper would do this? I do not. I think that a random fan from the stands would not choose the worst possible option here.

It's almost like he's doing it on purpose. Unbelievable.
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Doesn’t matter he’s not a great shot keeper, at least he’s great with the ball at his feet.

Meanwhile, taliban:
 

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