After scoring goal no. 5,000 for Barca, Messi followed up by scoring goal no. 5,100. Impressive!
Henry would try to say all these wise things to you.
Valdes would take you out for a beer, he'd ride a motorbike.
Xavi and Iniesta would invite you to their houses for a family lunch/dinner.
Chygrynskiy would be pretty awkward. LOL. I dunno why, even though he comes across as intelligent in interviews.