10 - Lionel Messi - v5

[ThwiX]

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His youngest son is awesome. Also, clearly played bad at the WC because he is getting divorced, no?

 

[Devils]

The guys met up for Cesc's wedding.

 

[clemente]

inb4 comments "Puyol more fit than Suarez"

 

[Barcaman]

He can afford to go to a more private location.

... and better one and less cheezy.

But taste differs.

 

[Joan]

Gosh! Puyol is more fit than Suarez!!!

 

[CatalinR10]

The guys met up for Cesc's wedding.

Messi should now by now that he shouldn't wear pants that tight.

The monster in his pants looks like it's sufocating

 

[Devils]

Strangely enough every summer while Leo is on vacation we see him in public places always getting surrounded by people and fans.

I think he actually prefers it to the very secluded private locations.

 

[ThwiX]

Messi should now by now that he shouldn't wear pants that tight.

The monster in his pants looks like it's sufocating

No wonder Antonella is always pregnant. Can’t get enough of that GOAT D.

 

[defyqa]

No wonder Antonella is always pregnant.

That's the postman's fault.

 

[Saladin]

Suarez is so fat that it's sad. The curse of the number 9 forward.

 

[ThwiX]

I think it's the postman.

Is it postman's again?

That's the postman's fault.

Your postman fetish is kinda starting to creep me out, mate.

 

[defyqa]

Your postman fetish is kinda starting to creep me out, mate.

Who else could it be, mate? The milkman?

 

[EdmondDantes]

Cesc's missus looks a right mess. Plastic lips, plastic tits....and the list goes on. Almost as bad as that broad Maxi Lopez and Icardi fought over.

I don't understand why footballers get married anyway, how does that Bill Burr joke go again? "Is this the line where I sign to lose half my shit?" Or something like that.


Messi's Antonella is looking as gorgeous as ever though. A goat lady for the greatest goat of all time.

 

[FCBfan22]

Who else could it be, mate? The milkman?

Plumber? Gardener? Pizza delivery guy? Security guard?

 

[FCB1987]

Who else could it be, mate? The milkman?

Doesn't Suarez live next door...