Javier Tebas: "Thank you Messi for your fantastic talent, your game, your commitment, your values... La Liga wants you to stay with us for many seasons."
He is just out of this world Those dribbles in the derby - no-one else can do that.
Regarding his new contract, we just have to bend over and pay more than reasonable. Even though our wages are high, this is just an exceptional player who we have to pay more than everyone else in the world.
He looks like a lesbian pissed off that his gf wouldn't put the strapon to fuck him in the ass so he uses controversial statements to get attention from elsewhere