2014 WC Qualifiers - Europe

Guardian

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Ok, let's do a summarise:

Spain - France 1:1
Spain, which team is represented mainly by Catalans and Basques (who don't consider themselves as Spanish) drew with France, which team is represented basically by Arabs and Africans. The only goal for Spain was scored by the only Spaniard field player, the Andalucian gypsy Sergio Ramos, whose ball was found yesterday by Felix Baumgartner. The goal for the Frenchies was scored by the only Frenchman on the pitch - Giroud. Good game though.

Germany - Sweden 4:4
WTF! Ze Krauts bottled a four goal lead! Ze German defence in the second half looked like the Berlin wall during the 90s, i.e. it was completely broken down! Elm, Elmander, Elmahimovic and Elmansson scored for Norway. Pardon, Sweden.

Poland - England
The game was postponed, because the drunk English fans pissed all what they had drunk and flooded the entire pitch.

Portugal - Northern Ireland 1:1*
Oh, the mighty Portugal, with the mighty gel.

Macedonia - Serbia 1:0
Oh, what a night for our two neighbours! The only goal was scored by Alexander the Greek, I mean the Great. Sorry.

Austria - Kazakhstan 4:0
Bruno vs Borat! What a game! Poor Borat though. The goals for the Osterreich came from Bruno, Baumgartner, Schwarzenegger and Mozart.

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Oh, fine guys. I'm joking. I got too much beer and I know you hate me all, but cheers :beer2:

Good night :)
 

Ode to Django

You're not even a real journalism
Ok, let's do a summarise:

Spain - France 1:1
Spain, which team is represented mainly by Catalans and Basques (who don't consider themselves as Spanish) drew with France, which team is represented basically by Arabs and Africans. The only goal for Spain was scored by the only Spaniard field player, the Andalucian gypsy Sergio Ramos, whose ball was found yesterday by Felix Baumgartner. The goal for the Frenchies was scored by the only Frenchman on the pitch - Giroud. Good game though.

Germany - Sweden 4:4
WTF! Ze Krauts bottled a four goal lead! Ze German defence in the second half looked like the Berlin wall during the 90s, i.e. it was completely broken down! Elm, Elmander, Elmahimovic and Elmansson scored for Norway. Pardon, Sweden.

Poland - England
The game was postponed, because the drunk English fans pissed all what they had drunk and flooded the entire pitch.

Portugal - Northern Ireland 1:1*
Oh, the mighty Portugal, with the mighty gel.

Macedonia - Serbia 1:0
Oh, what a night for our two neighbours! The only goal was scored by Alexander the Greek, I mean the Great. Sorry.

Austria - Kazakhstan 4:0
Bruno vs Borat! What a game! Poor Borat though. The goals for the Osterreich came from Bruno, Baumgartner, Schwarzenegger and Mozart.

----

Oh, fine guys. I'm joking. I got too much beer and I know you hate me all, but cheers :beer2:

Good night :)

:worthy: very good.
 

Ketoth

New member
Spain are over-using Cazorla. The lad needs a rest, he's such a key player for Arsenal, that's 350 minutes in 4 consecutive international games for Spain. I thought he wasn't a starter with Spain's abundance of quality midfielders?
 

Trillske

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He is good at some things, bad at others.

Svensson is the best midfielder we have for a game like this, but since he is on the verge of quitting you can discuss that choice. Not playing källström though - just wernblom and elm?! Its just as bad in theory as it was in practice.

And poor Sana. Open net for an early 4-4 in his debut and he does something only him or Robinho could dream up.

Getting rid of the negatives.. wow. In Germany, down by 4 after 55-60 minutes... Im not sure I find anything this sick in the history of fotball. :icon_confused:
 

Der Kaiser

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I was in the stadium, crazy match indeed. 7/8 goals were scored on the other side of the pitch, which was reaaaaally far away from where I was seated, I hate this stadium.
One swedish guy close to me actually left when it was 4:0, he said "I can´t watch this anymore, I´m going home." Poor guy :lol: Hats off to the swedish team for fighting and the supporters who didn´t leave for supporting their team.

However, I don´t think the comeback was due to Sweden being very good. It was just that we switched off after the 4:0. Schweinsteiger and Kroos had no control whatsoever for the last 30 minutes, it was like they left the pitch. The whole defense lost every bit of concentration and just made way. The only two players who kept fighting while Sweden came closer and closer to equalizing were Klose and Özil, everybody else should be dropped next match to show them that their attitude is intolerable.
 

Lukas Podolski

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This morning's game was Neuer's single worst performance since he took over as GK. Badstuber has had some real shockers as of late.

Well done Sweden.
 

DennyCrane

Senior Member
damn my team Germany bottled it hard :mad: gone are the days of Germany having a team full of leaders it seems

Strange, isn't it ? The most talented players Germany ever had paired with a coach who's in for beautiful football produces these results. It's not a leader-thing though. It's a lack of "traditional" values like aggressiveness and determination that earns us such results. Players that come up through the youth-ranks are slick and polished. They are technically far and above everyone who ever wore the black and white - well not everone, but you surely catch my drift. But they lack certain traits a football academy can't teach you. It's matches like this where this deficit is detected.

Kudos to Sweden though. I've never seen something like this before on international level. You should be proud.
 
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