Metaphysical
Bomb Dropper
Alexis is an A-list talent, Suarez is not an A-list talent. there's a reason he spent so long in the fucking Eredivisie; no top club wanted to pay 20m+ for him 'til Liverpool signed him relatively unopposed because they were the only ones desperate & cash rich enough to do it (well, maybe Spurs too but they're a joke). just because he's performing right now for his country in their continental cup while being supplied by geniuses does not mean that OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! IS THIS 2008?!?! WHAT THE FUCK MAN? WHY DO SCOUSERS CONSTANTLY DO THIS?! FUCK OFF! YOUR STRIKER IS NOT WORLD-CLASS! JUST DEAL WITH IT FFS WE DON'T WANT TO WAIT FOR A BIGGER CLUB TO SIGN HIM FOR YOU TO REALISE WHAT'S UP.