9 - Luis Suárez - v1

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Ryan_Cule

barça amor d mi alma
They will officially announce the fee when they get the chance to present Suarez and hold a press conference.
 
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linetty

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He touched a ball :tata1:
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linetty

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Rodgers: "We did everything we could as a club to keep Suarez, but he wanted to go and play in Spain."
 

barca7788

Nepali Cule
The most exciting thing about his signing is that there will be less MESSi dependency. Even without Messi we will be a great threat or who knows we might even play better. MESSI as a SUPER-SUB anyone:lucho:
 

DonAndres

Wild Man of Borneo
:worthy: A man who knows his beards is a man who has achieved the essence of life

I did a little statistical study:

Real Madrid's beard count:
-Alonso rocked the ginger beard
-Ramos pulled off his beard too
-Khedira's well groomed German goatee
-Isco rocked the scruff on his boyish face
-Arbeloa with that slicked back hair and facebush
-Carvajal the caveman
-Casillas/Lopez both got some moderate stubble going
-Benzema's ugly mutton chop looking shit, but it still counts

That's 9 to our ~5 (non-factors like Cuenca don't count, Neymar's blonde shit detracts from our beard bank, etc.)

As for Atletico, while they don't have quantity they certainly had quality with Villa Maravilla and Arda Turan rocking the greatest beard since Leonidas:

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Both of those teams out-trophied us this season.

Conclusion: There is a direct correlation between beard power and club success.
 
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