TemporaryFan
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"Pichichi" the phonetics of it, sounds weird to polish ears. Not too masculine, if you're catching my drift.
Curious to see how he responds to Mbappe hattrick tomorrow
Give me that fugazi tap in, penalty and rebound while losing possesion 57 times
Why is it highly unlikely?How he'll respond? Unless we get a pen (highly unlikely) he'll be useless as usual.
I don't reckon who the hell that is...a pichichi, Harry Potter, or something like that?
Neither do I tbhI don't reckon who the hell that is...a pichichi, Harry Potter, or something like that?
How tall are u?Me at 45 could handle him with one arm behind my back no problem.
Great postYeah this dull obsession with 'goaL StATs' modern fans have is a sure sign of not understanding the game or never playing it. Any idiot can count up stats on the internet - actually analysing and dissecting a game takes insight.
I have never been a fan of these robotic, boring scorers or stats merchants like C Ronaldo, Lewa, Bellingham, Haaland, Rashford, Bruno Fernandes. One thing you'll notice about all these guys is they're inferior to lots of their fellow players technically but they play in moments so can pop up with a goal or an assist. This is very conducive to spinning things in their favour in the Americanised, internet, stats, highlight package zero attention span world we are living in.
The guys who created football back in the mid-1800s would be spinning in their graves seeing this reliance on deeply superficial stats. Like you imply these kids who obsess over goal stats are probably the most clueless tactically and couldn't analyse a game to save their lives. But they think they are geniuses because they can parrot stats and 'records' lol. They look so pleased with themselves like they have got one over on someone when they quote a stat. Deluded cunts.
As a film and TV watcher, imagine if I picked out segments of films and claimed it made them the best film ever. Or distilled a 100 episode show into 10 good episodes and 90 poor ones and claimed it was a greatest ever type show because of those 10 good episodes. This is what fans do with picking out one moment in games.
It will never fail to amaze me how fans think someone automatically plays well because of one moment/goal in an entire 90 minutes. Like you say, utterly dull and lacking in imagination.