9 - Robert Lewandowski

TemporaryFan

Well-known member
Nah, if he were useless, they would have dropped him long time ago. Those at the club, responsible for the game strategy, are experts to know better from these anti- Lewa "experts" in Lewandowski's thread.
It would be like some head telling Kasparov that he must waste his Queen to proceed in the championship match.
Absurd!
Absurd!
 

TemporaryFan

Well-known member
Tell you what, jabroni sounds more dignified than pichichi in my ears ...

RL9 will do a magnificent job this spring.
Tomorrow he'll bang at least two, then will lead the way to the ultimate victory of the 2024/25 season. It will be treble, of course.

Mark this post, and call me "pichichi" if I am wrong.
 

Barcaman

Administrator
Staff member
Been months since he scorded from an open play. Bar 4th division Barbarians where he scored twice as an awesome grandad retired tractor he is.

Not a strong man either, sadly. Been pushed around and falling easily for a year now. Me at 45 could handle him with one arm behind my back no problem.
 

Masetro10

Member
Yeah this dull obsession with 'goaL StATs' modern fans have is a sure sign of not understanding the game or never playing it. Any idiot can count up stats on the internet - actually analysing and dissecting a game takes insight.

I have never been a fan of these robotic, boring scorers or stats merchants like C Ronaldo, Lewa, Bellingham, Haaland, Rashford, Bruno Fernandes. One thing you'll notice about all these guys is they're inferior to lots of their fellow players technically but they play in moments so can pop up with a goal or an assist. This is very conducive to spinning things in their favour in the Americanised, internet, stats, highlight package zero attention span world we are living in.

The guys who created football back in the mid-1800s would be spinning in their graves seeing this reliance on deeply superficial stats. Like you imply these kids who obsess over goal stats are probably the most clueless tactically and couldn't analyse a game to save their lives. But they think they are geniuses because they can parrot stats and 'records' lol. They look so pleased with themselves like they have got one over on someone when they quote a stat. Deluded cunts.

As a film and TV watcher, imagine if I picked out segments of films and claimed it made them the best film ever. Or distilled a 100 episode show into 10 good episodes and 90 poor ones and claimed it was a greatest ever type show because of those 10 good episodes. This is what fans do with picking out one moment in games.

It will never fail to amaze me how fans think someone automatically plays well because of one moment/goal in an entire 90 minutes. Like you say, utterly dull and lacking in imagination.
Great post
 

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