9 - Robert Lewandowski

[El Ilusionista]

This guy is a disgrace worst thing that happened to the club in a long time

 

[KingLeo10]

Just seeing his pasty face after yet another miss makes me angry

 

[DonAK]

Useless player.

All of our forwards miss a lot of chances, but Raphinha and Lamine still play well and create chances for themselves and others, but this guy is a waste of space right now.

 

[Messi983]

Disgusting player

 

[Haraldinho]

Keep missing !

 

[FCMessi]

first touches are absolute shit, can not dribble for shit, yet insists on dribbling and hanging on the ball.

Also forced a header when Balde had a better shot.

 

[Nello]

It's incredible the amount of chances this team creates for him.
It doesn't even reflect in his xg stats properly, because his touch is so bad these days that he doesn't even get a shot on target before he is dispossesed.
And if he does manage to take a shot, the moment is passed and he's lost his balance.


He's been one of the best strikers for over a decade and done great things. But his days at top football are over, only ultra offensive flick ball is helping him mask that fact because his numbers look ok on paper.

 

[Maradona37]

He looks great shirtless though - that is what really counts

 

[DonAK]

Idiots don't realize that it doesn't matter if you are in fantastic shape. Age will still hit you and this is the result.
Looking so slow, stumbling around, mistiming touches and needing like three touches to set up a shot. The coordination just isn't there.

And it will keep getting worse.

 

[Nello]

And you just know this thread will be flooded with a bunch of Lewa fanboys losing it over how disrespectful it is to state the obvious - this old man is anchor dragging our team down. No matter how great he was in the past

 

[Etoshow]

I don't know what's his conversion's rate this season in La Liga but we need him to work on that aspect. We can't ask him more, if he improves his goals conversion we'll have more chances especially in champions.

 

[DonAK]

I don't know what's his conversion's rate this season in La Liga but we need him to work on that aspect. We can't ask him more, if he improves his goals conversion we'll have more chances especially in champions.

Have you watched Lewandowski for the last three years? This is just how he is in the second half of the season.
It usually gets worse.

 

[mc_lovin]

Don’t mind the missed chance. Problem is hes atrocious now with the ball at his feet.

 

[Maradona37]

Idiots don't realize that it doesn't matter if you are in fantastic shape. Age will still hit you and this is the result.
Looking so slow, stumbling around, mistiming touches and needing like three touches to set up a shot. The coordination just isn't there.

And it will keep getting worse.

They don't understand that bodybuilding physiques are all for show and vanity and absolutely meaningless in football.

Tempt said on an earlier page that Lewy and Ronaldo are the fittest footballers ever, presumably because of their muscles and six packs . He doesnt understand that both of them would get destroyed by someone like Kante or Modric on cardio, despite them being smaller and scrawnier.

It's like some sort of men's body fetish which has absolutely fucking zero bearing on how fit someone is. Everyone knows that bodybuilders are generally unhealthy for example. But Lewy who can't run is the fittest footballer ever for tempt cos he looks sexy shirtless. Not to mention there are more impressive bodies aesthetically in football than his and Ronaldo's anyway.

It's just sheer gutter level knowledge.

 

[Maradona37]

Idiots don't realize that it doesn't matter if you are in fantastic shape. Age will still hit you and this is the result.
Looking so slow, stumbling around, mistiming touches and needing like three touches to set up a shot. The coordination just isn't there.

And it will keep getting worse.

The irony is his useless muscles and unnecessary size likely contribute to him being less agile and stumbling around a lot lol.