9 - Robert Lewandowski

[MontenegrinCuler]

Gay af convo

 

[Maradona37]

If he is scoring like this in LaLiga long after his prime, it's fair to say that during his prime years if he had moved to a better league he probably wins a Ballon Dor by now.

However, it still isn't ruled out he wins it this season, now with no Messi, his competitors are the likes of Haaland, Mbappe, Vini etc, and he can edge out all of them IF he keeps up his form and we win trophies.

He is giving us really a lot for his old age, even though he has a very high wage.

Yes, he is doing brilliantly right now. I hope he maintains it as he seems a decent guy.

 

[Joan]

Gay af convo

As masculine as Lewa’s pen taking technique @TemporaryFan

 

[Maradona37]

Gay af convo

It's really about who deserves attention from women and who doesn't, based on looks. So in that sense it's very straight.

it always comes back to women in the end.

 

[Joan]

It's really about who deserves attention from women and who doesn't, based on looks. So in that sense it's very straight.

Don’t know about women but they obviously caught men’s eyes

 

[Maradona37]

Don’t know about women but they obviously got men’s attention

As I say though, that isn't because I myself find them attractive. It's because if I see a good looking guy I say 'fair enough' if he gets pussy. But if I see an ugly guy get women based purely on being rich and famous, it angers me.

Hence, it always comes back to attractiveness to women. That's the point I made. It's about competing with other men for female attention, seeing good looks as the key to getting it. It's about wishing you were Lewa to get all those women, not about wanting to fuck him yourself.

 

[Temptation]

Nah I honestly don't think he did. Great body and height but always been pretty chinless, acne scars, serial killer eyes and looks too much like a chipmunk. Crazy looking smile too.

I honestly think he's below average looking and if he wasn't a mega rich, mega famous footballer, he'd never be seen as a hunk.

Agree to disagree though.

Ronaldo doesn't have the face of a Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt but he's definitely not that bad looking. Think you're being way too harsh here because you think he's obnoxious.


I think Ronaldo appeals more to the male gaze while Lewy and few others appeal more to the female gaze. Fair?

 

[MontenegrinCuler]

They got money, at that point women dont give a f about looks

 

[Maradona37]

Ronaldo doesn't have the face of a Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt but he's definitely not that bad looking. Think you're being way too harsh here.


I think Ronaldo appeals more to the male gaze while Lewy and few others appeal more to the female gaze. Fair?

Maybe I am being harsh, but I honestly believe he is creepy looking. I have seen better looking guys get destroyed to be fair. I think he benefits hugely from the celebrity effect.

I fully agree with the second paragraph and have made the same point myself, using the exact same terminology. As a guy with a ripped body and outgoing attitude, Ronaldo is very male gazey. He's like the two Hollywood Ryans in that respect (Reynolds and Gosling).

Anyway this looks talk is killing us as posters.

 

[Maradona37]

They got money, at that point women dont give a f about looks

Having money makes women think some men are more handsome. Women start to believe it's their looks they like, not their money and fame. They probably feel less shallow liking a guy for looks than status.

I have even seen women say Haaland and Adam driver are really handsome, I mean they need to get real...

 

[Temptation]

@KingLeo10 Go on. Roast us for this conversation. I know you want to!

 

[Maradona37]

Yeah this has been a bad one. I enjoy talking about this stuff but I know a football forum (and the Lewandowski thread) is NOT the place to do it.

 

[Temptation]

Maybe I am being harsh, but I honestly believe he is creepy looking. I have seen better looking guys get destroyed to be fair. I think he benefits hugely from the celebrity effect.

I fully agree with the second paragraph and have made the same point myself, using the exact same terminology. As a guy with a ripped body and outgoing attitude, Ronaldo is very male gazey. He's like the two Hollywood Ryans in that respect (Reynolds and Gosling).

Anyway this looks talk is killing us as posters.

Reynolds? Yes but Gosling is completely female gaze.


Women love Gosling. Probably because of his status, personality and the characters he plays(Notebook).


Guys criticise Gosling's looks and call him overrated all the time.

 

[Maradona37]

Reynolds? Yes but Gosling is completely female gaze.


Women love Gosling. Probably because of his status, personality and the characters he plays(Notebook).


Guys criticise Gosling's looks and call him overrated all the time.

It works both ways.

Gosling has plenty women call him weird looking. And loads of men have a man crush on him. But it works the other way too.

Reynolds is probably better looking than Gosling, ironically. Like you say women like Gosling for The Notebook character and his charisma as well as Gosling's insane PR hype, which women are always susceptible to.

Analyse his face objectively though and he's so plain and odd looking. He has an incredibly long, narrow face, a weak jawline and pointy chin, long midface, thin lips and - the coup de grace- his tiny beady eyes that are insanely close together.

I have said before that Gosling is the most overrated man I have ever seen in the looks department. Though many many women are still resistant to his looks and call him plain or weird looking, which is how you know he's not all that - no genuinely handsome man at that level of fame and money has as many women slag him as Gosling gets. I hardly ever see women say Brad Pitt or Henry Cavill are unattractive - the most they say is they're not their type but acknowledge they're handsome. But with Gosling women actually question why other women would like him. The same phenomenon I observe with Ronaldo.

Gosling also looks absolutely nothing like Ken Doll. Ken is more chiselled and has better more proportional features and wider spaced eyes.

 

[Maradona37]

I will tell you how absurd Gosling hype is. Some guy was getting angry because a woman said Gosling is average looking - the guy was blond and he himself was objectively better looking than Gosling. What a fucking cuck.