First of all, sissy, RL9 helps no one but himself. All he does is walk up and down the last end of the pitch waiting for his tap-ins. Success everywhere? Tell that to all the Bayern fans who year after year after year got to experience the same salty disappointment in the CL knockouts when your hero did the old no-show -performance. And last but certainly not least... you and RL9 certainly have one thing in common: You both eat corn the long way, sissy.
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TemporaryFan
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Yet, in his absence there, not much improvement in their achievement neither Bundesliga nor Champions League. They got Kane but they're not as lethal as they had RL9.
Kane is slow and sluggish. Bayern should have bought Vlahovic.
serghei
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Ojooooo. Novedades muy importantes in Lewandowski's case. Aparently he is blessed with a perfect body and our medical team can't say when the tractor will be back, as they don't want to look like amateurs. Some tears have healed miraculously in the past in his case, with just a good karate session with his wife followed by a good night's sleep.
TemporaryFan
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I gotta agree on this one. That dude has qualities. However, as many guys from Balkans, he might be of a little untamed character, which might not go hand in hand with Bavarians. Remember Mandukic? He was getting things done there superbly, but despite that he wasn't a favorite pupil of neither Beckenbuer, Hoeness nor Pep himself...some sort of disciplinary issues...the latter did not get along with Ibra either - another hot blooded "Yugoslavian".
Maybe it is a Slavic thing in general to be too hot blooded....look at Russians and Ukrainians...
What does having a sculpted physique has to do with being a great footballer? I see plentyful of people in the gym who are well into their 30s and over with great bodies with muscles and abs and zero fat.... how does that equal to being a great footballer? He has to practice running, shooting, ball-control and all other sorts of aerobic/football-oriented exercises.... NOT gym-stuff.
Youve got good points there, sir.
serghei
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I'm talking about Lewandowski here, not some dudes you see in the gym.
TemporaryFan
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It would be a shame and a great disappointment of mine, if Lewandowski couldn't play in the final stages of the season. I had thought and hoped that it would be his proverbial last dance. For whatever reasons, unlike at Bayern, he does deliver in these ultimate big matches that are of significance in this season and the goals are crucial for the final outcome.
I suspect that this forum, at least this thread, is disconnected from how things are perceived in Catalonia, by the press, or at the very stadium...not so much hate towards him. Always thanked and cheered whenever subbed, never booed or whizzed by the crowd even when missed a sitter. So, he might not be as much criticized or dissuaded to continue for another season. I personally - an objective spectator's view - think his services could be valuable (his salary aside) as a substitute for the last 30 min... and that's very possible because he still wants to go to the 2026 World Cup. But ...if Poland lost their chances to go there before Summer transfer window, I'd tell him to hang the boots or go play in MLS.
I suspect that this forum, at least this thread, is disconnected from how things are perceived in Catalonia, by the press, or at the very stadium...not so much hate towards him. Always thanked and cheered whenever subbed, never booed or whizzed by the crowd even when missed a sitter. So, he might not be as much criticized or dissuaded to continue for another season. I personally - an objective spectator's view - think his services could be valuable (his salary aside) as a substitute for the last 30 min... and that's very possible because he still wants to go to the 2026 World Cup. But ...if Poland lost their chances to go there before Summer transfer window, I'd tell him to hang the boots or go play in MLS.
Temptation
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🚨 Lewandowski NOT ruled out for Inter clash! Neither Robert Lewandowski nor Barcelona are closing the door on his return for the UCL semifinal vs Inter.
The striker has a history of accelerating his recovery, and in 10 days, he’ll be reassessed.
Clutch comeback loading? Don’t count out the warrior just yet…
The striker has a history of accelerating his recovery, and in 10 days, he’ll be reassessed.
Clutch comeback loading? Don’t count out the warrior just yet…
TemporaryFan
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I'll say my prayers with these intentions.
How is this even a question?
Where do you think his resistance to injury comes from? Also, he doesn't have a pure "sculpted", bodybuilder type physique, but rather a practical one. I can bet he trains muscles for strength and endurance, not to puff them, great look just a byproduct of the amount of work and low body fat.
Who would you think will be a better runner, a guy with 15%, or 5% body fat? Or just make an experiment, climb a mountain with at least 1500m vertical gain, then climb it again when you gain a few kg, both without preparation and in similar temp, so it's comparable. Then remember, he stays as lean as possible.
Then, the whole body dynamics and balance for shooting, jumping, acrobatics, you think abs and muscles in general have nothing to do with that? Jesus
Honestly this is so worthless a critique, that it only shows your deep dislike for the person. I get it, you want smb different in Barcelona, maybe with bigger teeth or proper dreadlocks, but hey maybe just let him have his last try, I think he earned that this year.
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Distance covered stat please, or go away
Here I'll help you
Lewandowski 52yo
www.uefa.com
7km per game, 0.092 per minute
Mbappe 26yo
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6.22km per game, 0.083 per minute
Lewandowski 52yo
Robert Lewandowski | Stats | Barcelona | UEFA Champions League 2024/25
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7km per game, 0.092 per minute
Mbappe 26yo
Kylian Mbappé | Real Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2024/25
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6.22km per game, 0.083 per minute
Temptation
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Ignore that retard bro.Here I'll help you
Lewandowski 52yo
Robert Lewandowski | Stats | Barcelona | UEFA Champions League 2024/25
og-description-ucl-player-stats
7km per game, 0.092 per minute
Mbappe 26yo
Kylian Mbappé | Real Madrid | UEFA Champions League 2024/25
Visit UEFA.com for all the latest UEFA Champions League news and statistics on Kylian Mbappé. UEFA.com is the official site of the world's greatest club competition.
6.22km per game, 0.083 per minute
This fag actually suggested that Barca should have signed Arnautovic and Cavani in 2022.
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