9 - Robert Lewandowski

[Temptation]

Well if the group sessions are lower than it is natural that his fitness would slightly drop unless he compensated with extra personal training.



Now this is one of the huge positives for the new generation. You just hope it doesn't get the resistance of the old core.

Lewy does more individual sessions than any other mainstream player. He released videos of doing special reaction training to improve his reflexes compared to other top athletes so that he can get a 50 millisecond advantage in terms of reaction time, for example...
Even if the group training sessions are crap it won't matter tbh

 

[Messigician]

Can't wait for half the forum to be left woth egg on face once he succeeds here

 

[El Gato]

Lewa to install Spartan regime at Barca.

Bayern thugs gonna look like choirboys next to Riqui Puig once Lewa's done with him.

You really do like the thugs vs choirboys narrative dontcha

 

[Temptation]

Can't wait for half the forum to be left woth egg on face once he succeeds here

Can't wait for some Real Madrid guys masquerading as Barca fans to get a reality check.

 

[Temptation]

Ended on exactly 50 goals this season. Could have had way more if the last 5 months weren't so awful by Nagelsmann.

 

[KingLeo10]

Can't wait for half the forum to be left woth egg on face once he succeeds here

No failed predictions on here top your:

1) Neymar's coming home
2) Pep will destroy Peal Pardid

Calma, and take an extra dose of medications. You been acting out lately

 

[Joan]

You really do like the thugs vs choirboys narrative dontcha

Who doesn’t like a piece of good old reductionism? Same reason I’m fond of one other poster here.

 

[Horatio]

Ended on exactly 50 goals this season. Could have had way more if the last 5 months weren't so awful by Nagelsmann.

If if...

If my aunt had bollox she'd be my uncle.

Think those were your words.

 

[El Gato]

Who doesn’t like a piece of good old reductionism? Same reason I’m fond of one other poster here.

Does the nickname include B and Z by a chance

 

[KingLeo10]

Can't wait for some Real Madrid guys masquerading as Barca fans to get a reality check.

In all likelihood, he won't score more than 30-35 goals next season with Barca, if he comes here. Which would be a huge drop-off from the 50 odd goals this season.

Only you have the full on fanboy rose tinted glasses that he's a player who would dominate under any manager or any system or any club. Branding him RL9 doesn't make him Ronaldo 9

What are your projections, goals wise?

 

[Joan]

Does the nickname include B and Z by a chance

Yeah, that's the obvious one. I was aiming at other poster (albeit with different fetish) whose nickname also has B.

 

[CatalinR10]

He might be comming to relax and chill on the beach

 

[Temptation]

In all likelihood, he won't score more than 30-35 goals next season with Barca, if he comes here. Which would be a huge drop-off from the 50 odd goals this season.

Only you have the full on fanboy rose tinted glasses that he's a player who would dominate under any manager or any system or any club. Branding him RL9 doesn't make him Ronaldo 9

What are your projections, goals wise?

Oh wait so you admit you're the Real Madrid lover masquerading as a Barca fan? Makes sense.

 

[Jadentheman]

Lewa to install Spartan regime at Barca.

Bayern thugs gonna look like choirboys next to Riqui Puig once Lewa's done with him.

There's a reasonw hy they call him Lewadisney

 

[KingLeo10]

Oh wait so you admit you're the Real Madrid lover masquerading as a Barca fan? Makes sense.

Pretty obvious who your cheap-shots refer to. I didn't even counter, because then you and your posse begin crying about "picking fights".

Onto the topic at hand, what is your projection of his goal tally if he signs for Barca