I had a hard day....a really hard day. Then I thought I'll watch some Barca game to cheer me up a bit and this work-of-art got on the pitch. Why?
What is about him that makes coaches putting him on that pitch again and again? Honestly, and I really mean it, honestly, they can just as well put me on that pitch with similar end product - nothing.
Him, Suarez and Rakitic - I just cannot watch any longer. It's just bad for my health. I got a life to live, seas to conquer.