Sign this guy
Yes Llorente!
few reasons
1. He's TALL. He's more than 1'75 m, which would make him the tallest attacking player in the team. In fact even if Villa takes up Bojan on his back, Llorente is still taller than them!
2. He's Basque. That's enough to hate Madrid
3. He's sexy. He'll sell shirts.
4. He won't be that expensive, he won't cost more than 15M, well, and maybe plus few grenades and weapons for the basque cause.
5.He's good, one more world champion in the team, Just to piss off Madrid
6. Just face it, Barca have only one real straker, and that's Villa. Need some cover! And if Llorente hits a player in his face, he will break his nose at least. What is that Villa, when you slap, slap it hard, girl!
I can come up with another 50 reasons, but 6 are enough. WE WANT LLORENTE!