considering that there's rumors of an agreement between Barca and Rabiot, I'd say deranged more than high.
Well these sorts of wishes are totally hopeless. If you're this desperate for some quality depth as a fanbase and a club, you know this is a symptom of things being upside down. It's exactly what Madrid thinking was back in Calderon era. I keep bringing this up, because it's so reminiscent. We used to go after fucking useless targets like Emerson, washed up players like Cannavaro, fucking Metzelder or your would-be-Pepe-equivalent Saviola. Mostly because we were a laughing stock in Europe and no one, including our fans, took us seriously post-Galacticos and we couldn't attract targets we wanted.
You guys need to avoid these 30+ players even if you think bringing them in serves some purpose, even for short contracts. It's false sense of security and settling for far less to satisfy a short-term goal. Get somebody average and young if you must, even if you have to slightly overpay and have them end up like Gomes. Never go for full-retard and try to fix your squad with washed-up shit. Vidal is still somewhat OK for the money, but if it becomes a trend you'll be in biiiig trouble.