Bojan Krkic

[fergus90]

The prodigal son returns. Time to bring Muniesa and Samper back too. The whole starting xi cannot be born outside the Barcelona area code.

 

[Barcaman]

He's making bikes now. Shame, we could use a striker.

 

[raskolnikov]

He's making bikes now. Shame, we could use a striker.

For real?

This guy is leveling Freddy Adu on most overhyped player ever. He basically did nothing for 13 years but clubs kept signing him based on his la masia hype.

 

[Barcaman]

For real?

This guy is leveling Freddy Adu on most overhyped player ever. He basically did nothing for 13 years but clubs kept signing him based on his la masia hype.

I just said he makes bikes. How can you say he did nothing.

 

[raskolnikov]

I just said he makes bikes. How can you say he did nothing.

Someone has to do it.

 

[Gnidrologist]

Bikes are more useful than ballkicking.

 

[Messi983]

Our new SD.

Welcome back to club de amigos.

 

[The Unsackable]

Offered to play for Serbia: refused, he really thought he'll be regular in Spain squad.

At first, we Serbs were angry.

Later, when he showed he's pathetic, we thanked him for that.

Since him, several other players had the same dilemma and Krkić is now actually helping us lure players... so by being an Example he is literally helping us more then if played for us...

 

[Porque]

Offered to play for Serbia: refused, he really thought he'll be regular in Spain squad.

At first, we Serbs were angry.

Why would Serbs be angry?

Spanish mum, born in Spain. Lived in Spain his whole life. Bit of a weird hill for a nation to get angry about.

 

[The Unsackable]

Why would Serbs be angry?

Turning down Serbia is a serious Blasphemy. His father should've taught him that but he is obviously some Cuck. What a lousy Serb is that guy?

Luckily, he payed the price. Now he is no ex player, no: he is a Lesson.

 

[Horatio]

“Serbs”….makes me crave for a footlong sandwich.

 

[The Unsackable]

“Serbs”….makes me crave for a footlong sandwich.

Why only footlong? Serbian sandwiches are much longer:

 

[Horatio]

Damn what a serb!

 

[Porque]

Not eating that unless they say you got serb'd on delivery.

I'll get me coat ....

 

[The Unsackable]

Not eating that unless they say you got serb'd

Considering the type of meat and your nick, they would probably say "You got Porqed"...