El Gato
Villarato!
I absolutely love this guy as a squad member whose presence is most appreciated when he's not here. For so many attacking flaws and so much stupidity he manifests when distributing and positioning, he is SUCH a smart football player. He was blessed with the look of a guy who will always piss the opponents off and will very often get away without bookings. Most refs just look at his 13yr old face, he puts on this look like he's the most innocent man on the planet and they let him walk. It's like when your dog takes a shit on your carpet, looks at you full of regret and you have a sudden surge of compassion To top it off he has a knack for going forward and scoring some of the most ridiculous goals, be it a screamer vs Napoli last season or a deflection fluke. There is no wonder everyone wants to kick his ass and kill him every time he is out there. Don't have the stats in front of me, but he is regularly the guy that gets fouled the most besides the most active attackers.
Absolute treasure to have on your team.
Absolute treasure to have on your team.