CL quarters: Barca - PSG 2-0 (5-1 agg.)

[Bucky]

Haven't you learned that when a Mourinho side qualifies to the next round via an away penaldo, it's because Mourinho is fucking genius of the game? Or that when Bayern beat a ten-man Shaktar 7-1 (or was it 7-0?) it's because they are two levels above us, and Lucho is poor man's Pep? Or that when Dortmund eliminate Malaga in the 4th minute of injury time with 5 players off-side, it is also because they are AWESOME and because Klopp pawns all!!!

And of course, when Barca wins something like 13 big games on the trot both domestically and in Europe (most with ease and chances galore to spare) this is because our opponents magically turn to shit when faced with the Blaugrana due to some voodoo magic shit!

Wow, round of applause for completely taking what I said out of context, no seriously, good job.

 

[blastandburn]

The draw for the finals will be announced today. In few minutes? I'm really hoping it'll be in Barca's favor. Whichever team it is.