Cristiano Ronaldo - v1

[Blaugrana Bull]

Don't forget the witch doctor from Ghana who saved himself and his magic for the world cup.

 

[Morten]

Its really strange though, i would have thought Portugal to be a good deal stronger than it was against Germany. Germany is one of the top teams no doubt, but still. They did well in 2012, and was really strong in defense, this time they were a joke in defence, with mostly the same squad.

 

[ammarfcb]

 

[UEFA_Barça_Chris]

"god can't you do anything?"

 

[ammarfcb]

had this happen to me with a pen once then a girl rolled her eyes so i challenged her to open the pen lid...s-she did.

never went on the outernet ever again after that.

 

[Ode to Django]

had this happen to me with a pen once then a girl rolled her eyes so i challenged her to open the pen lid...s-she did.

never went on the outernet ever again after that.

It's a scary place

 

[CatalinR10]

had this happen to me with a pen once then a girl rolled her eyes so i challenged her to open the pen lid...s-she did.

never went on the outernet ever again after that.

you're going to make it

 

[Pepe Silvia]

What kinda man can't open a pen lid? You take that shit and break it against the curb if you need to but you get that thing open.

 

[Alik]

 

[Cule4life]

had this happen to me with a pen once then a girl rolled her eyes so i challenged her to open the pen lid...s-she did.

never went on the outernet ever again after that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outernet

You wont be able to escape it much longer

What kinda man can't open a pen lid? You take that shit and break it against the curb if you need to but you get that thing open.

That manly enough for you?

 

[ammarfcb]

What kinda man can't open a pen lid? You take that shit and break it against the curb if you need to but you get that thing open.

my hands we're mosturized

i'm not comin off as any manlier am i

 

[dakt]

I hate to say it, but...pretty sure if Mess doesn't get the World Cup, Cristi' probably a shoe-in for Ballon D'or 2014, regardless of performance.

Well he got Ballon D'or by achieving virtually nothing in 2013 (forgot that he did cry about it and threaten that he won't attend the ceremony), so he might just as well get one in 2014 for wining the CL.

 

[Samuel Eto'o]

What's the latest regarding his injuries?

 

[BerkeleyBernie]

my hands we're mosturized

i'm not comin off as any manlier am i

Shush, shush, Ammar, it's okay, don't cry, your mascara may run.

 

[Ursegor]

After today he's going to drag himself onto the pitch against USA with crutches.