The twitter parody accounts are having a field day. Lots of hilarious stuff.
Like:
"Edimar should beg forgiveness from Cristiano for being assaulted. He should count himself very fortunate that he was the once chosen"
"Now that we got Edimar and Crespo to forgive Cristiano, next we will have them apologize to him, and for them to get suspended"
"We need to clarify that Cristiano's sending off and his ugly gestures to the crowd are because he is ultra competitive and insatiable"
and my favorite
"From the creators of 'The elimination from the Cup is a good thing because of rest' comes 'the suspension for Cristiano is a good thing for his knee and his rest'"