Cristiano Ronaldo - v1

[Kikan]

No wonder nobody in his team wants to have dinner with him.

lol , he cooks better too

 

[Trickykid]

You sick puppy, [MENTION=11986]footyfan[/MENTION]

(no, you're God damn right I'm not quoting that image...)

 

[aaron101]

This was the headline 2 days ago:

Ronaldo:
"I want to stay at Real Madrid."
"I feel the support of the fans. When the people sing my name, I'm proud,"

Now, it sounds like he wants to go. This guy is hilarious lol.

 

[footyfan]

You sick puppy, [MENTION=11986]footyfan[/MENTION]

(no, you're God damn right I'm not quoting that image...)

I salute your dedication to the CR7 Appreciation Club sir!

 

[Trickykid]

Damnit...

 

[footyfan]

I salute your dedication to the CR7 Appreciation Club sir!

Currently, we only have one member, [MENTION=11986]footyfan[/MENTION], but we are actively recruiting to defend our lord and saviour.

We are intent on bringing [MENTION=20218]Origami[/MENTION] on board, we think he has the potential to be a valuable and productive member of our exclusive club. However, other potential applicants are welcome to apply, we are an equal opportunity club and will not discriminate based on race, nationality, gender, sexual orientation, age (@serghei brought this to our attention) etc.

 

[instinct]

Does the application require a photo of me in a Ronaldo jersey? Also, to which email address should I send my CV?

Thanks in advance. Have a great day.

Best,

instinct

 

[Barcaman]

This thread is gold

 

[Horatio]

We are intent on bringing [MENTION=20218]Origami[/MENTION] on board, we think he has the potential to be a valuable and productive member of our exclusive club.

 

[Trickykid]

Currently, we only have one member, [MENTION=11986]footyfan[/MENTION], but we are actively recruiting to defend our lord and saviour.

We are intent on bringing [MENTION=20218]Origami[/MENTION] on board, we think he has the potential to be a valuable and productive member of our exclusive club. However, other potential applicants are welcome to apply, we are an equal opportunity club and will not discriminate based on race, nationality, gender, sexual orientation, age (@serghei brought this to our attention) etc.

 

[Galning]

His words are just him showing his winner's mentality guys. This is good for the club. What a leader. Hala Cristiano!

 

[footyfan]

Does the application require a photo of me in a Ronaldo jersey? Also, to which email address should I send my CV?

Thanks in advance. Have a great day.

Best,

instinct

It is a requirement to have one of the CR7-trademarked haircuts in your application photo. Ideally you will be wearing a Sporting Lisbon CR28 jersey to prove that you are not a plastic fanboy who started supporting him after he joined Real Madrid. A 2003/04 Man Utd jersey is also acceptable.

Minimum qualifications -
- B.Crd (Bachelor's education in CRdefence) from Gol.com University
- 2-3 years experience in defending CR on Barcelona and Liverpool forums around the internet
- BA/BSc in Statistics - maximum GPA of C-

Preferred qualifications -
- Multi-lingual, we want candidates who can defend CR on as many language forums as possible.

Please send your applications to delusional.internet.warrior@halacr7.com.

We thank you for your time and consideration and look forward to hearing from you!

 

[Horatio]

lol...I actually had Ronaldo's haircut for a year. Not because I was a fan, but because it looked so good on me.

 

[xXKonan]

It's hilarious how many people are lapping up that back track response he told MARCA.

Obviously not everyone is buying it but there's always a group of people who would lap up any shit he says and believes the Media is trying to conspire against him. Wouldn't doubt some of those English RM fans are actually Disgruntled CR7/Manchester united fans who have an axe to grind.

He may be a world class player but it shouldn't excuse his Deplorable attitude on a daily basis.

 

[raskolnikov]

In the long run this whole saga (while hilarious) doesnt benefit us. We benefit from this idiot staying at Madrid for a few years more rather then him heading towards the door.