Cristiano Ronaldo - v1

[Horatio]

A big baby, that's all he is. One would think he would've grown out of his childish behaviour by now.

Ofcoure it's only getting worse. He's entering his mid-life crisis.

 

[Vlom]

Whore mother, my mother, f*ck

 

[NotInHere]

Inb4 he scores 4 goals today

 

[raskolnikov]

In an away game, they will be happy to win in it. Probably dives for a penaldo though.

 

[NotInHere]

3 tapins and one dive for a penaldo

 

[Barcaman]

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[TornAndFrayed]

CR7 promoting Zoolander

 

[iniesta_8]

Pen-Pichichi only trophy Penaldo wins this year

 

[Barcaman]

CR7 promoting Zoolander

Haha, good shout

 

[El Flaco]

Penalty call

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Cristiano's goal vs. Levante

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[BarcaOG]

yup

penaldo

 

[CatalinR10]

How can he celebrate with such enthusiasm a penalty when they are 12 points behind

 

[frog-fcb]

Riddle: Why wouldn't you want to sit next to Ronaldo during exams?

He doesn't pass anyway so no point even trying copy his answers

 

[Hardy]

How can he celebrate with such enthusiasm a penalty when they are 12 points behind

In my mind I'm two points behind Suarez

 

[raskolnikov]

How can he celebrate with such enthusiasm a penalty when they are 12 points behind

because he scored a goal. Individual glory> team prizes.
In his mind the league is aready gone, so just go after that Pichichi trophy.
It was similair last year, he bottled it against Valencia, they couldnt win la liga, scored a goal a game later and celebrated like he won the world cup to get some more attention.
Real fans also really like his celebration, in their mind its not cringeworthy, weird or way over the top. But rather like him turning supersaiyan and being their god.