Cristiano Ronaldo - v1

[ThwiX]

I bet you guys this was just a minor knock and he will be back for next game.

This annoying prick won't go away that easily.

Got some bad news, you're right. He will most likely be back for the next game. I don't wish injury on anyone, but this guy just won't fuck off.

 

[raskolnikov]

Usually athletic players who rely in explosive moments suffer from muscle injuries and lose a lot of speed past 30.
Ronaldo is still lightning quick and is never injured while playing every game to the max with zero fatigue.
Either he is roided like hell or has some insane recovery program and an extremely healthy lifestyle, sort of wanted meets American psycho.

 

[El Flaco]

Ronaldo trying the bicycle kick again

Hahaha, I think this calls for [MENTION=20286]El Flaco[/MENTION]

[gfy]PolishedWeakAfricanelephant[/gfy]

[gfy]ForsakenShadyHairstreak[/gfy]

 

[ThwiX]

There it is!

Sorry, Ronaldo, but it ain't happening.

 

[Blaugrana Bull]

The funny thing is that the one time he actually managed to hit a bicycle goal it was disallowed.

 

[ThwiX]

And yesterday he got injured trying to do it. It's just not meant to happen.

 

[Hardy]

OUT vs Rayo. Great chance for Suarez

 

[El Flaco]

He'll be back against Manchester City.

 

[Ritchie]

As durable as he is (the stat about him playing every minute again) he's also been helped by Madrid's Copa expulsion. That's 6 free midweeks from last 16 that he would have played in.

Barca never get a free midweek unless we're out the CL.

 

[Hardy]

Cristiano during the second half

 

[KyletheMuslim]

Sleepless night for Cristina tonight

 

[Aryagorn]

Sleepless night for Cristina tonight

What if it gives him extra motivation to make up for it and he pushes extra hard and wins them the CL?

 

[Vlom]

And no Espanyol / Rayo / Getafe left on RM's calendar, poor thing

 

[KyletheMuslim]

What if it gives him extra motivation to make up for it and he pushes extra hard and wins them the CL?

that would be less than ideal

 

[Hardy]

And no Espanyol / Rayo / Getafe left on RM's calendar, poor thing

But still Deportivo La Coruna