Cristiano Ronaldo

CatalinR10

Senior Member
He's had too many Botox sessions in a short span of time on his face.

Should look better if he cuts a bit on the nr of sessions but I don't think he cares.

Also , speaking of , still have no idea why he injected Botox in his balls. Are there even any health benefits to that ?
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
He's had too many Botox sessions in a short span of time on his face.

Should look better if he cuts a bit on the nr of sessions but I don't think he cares.

Also , speaking of , still have no idea why he injected Botox in his balls. Are there even any health benefits to that ?
Yeah to be fair to the cunt, I shouldn't tear his looks apart. His vanity/arrogance and plastic surgery getting is clearly a front for rampant insecurity because he looked so bad when young.

I didn't know about the botox in his balls, weird. I still maintain he's a very, very unsettling looking character though and hard to look at.
 

Fati_Future_BallonDor

Well-known member
Seeing as you brought up his looks...

He's looked like that for years tbh. There's some hideous selfies of him. He's got that very slimy, swarthy Southern European look.

He looks like his mum, and she is ugly too.

This is a photo for the team, and he has much worse than this, but he looks terrifying here. He looks borderline crazy with this insane smile (he's always had an unsettling smile) and the eyes look crazed with asymmetry and one eye bigger than the other, one eyebrow higher than the other :ROFLMAO: Massive adam's apple, long as fuck giraffe neck, and some other flaws.

I have never understood how any woman could find him attractive. Looks like such a creep. I have always been convinced it's just his fame. There's so so many way better looking footballers.

He honestly looks a lot more like that fucked up statue than people care to admit.


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Dudeee its impossible to look like your perfect version at every photo, especially when you are fame and have like a million photos from you
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
Dudeee its impossible to look like your perfect version at every photo, especially when you are fame and have like a million photos from you
But he has loads of bad photos lol, that is the point. Even professional pics lol. And he has the best of cameras, make up, plastic surgery advantages, best of clothes etc, so it balances out.

Anyway not gonna get into it - you and some others rate his looks, I and some others don't.
 

Fati_Future_BallonDor

Well-known member
Cristiano is probably top5 long shooter in football history

When 2008-2014 Ronaldo shot on you from 30m, the ball will either go into the net or you will break your arms by trying to keep this bazooka-shot 🔥🔥
 

Maradona37

Well-known member
Cristiano is probably top5 long shooter in football history

When 2008-2014 Ronaldo shot on you from 30m, the ball will either go into the net or you will break your arms by trying to keep this bazooka-shot 🔥🔥
Yes he was indeed very very good at it.

Became more erratic at Real Madrid though when he broke a few windshields in the car park with his shots and free-kicks.
 

Fati_Future_BallonDor

Well-known member
Important win for Al Nassr and Cristiano Ronaldo against one of the strongest teams in Cl, even al hilal struggled against them💯

And when you hear champions league you know there must be a Cristiano goal, enjoy the performances lads:


 

Fati_Future_BallonDor

Well-known member
Yes he was indeed very very good at it.

Became more erratic at Real Madrid though when he broke a few windshields in the car park with his shots and free-kicks.

I have to say his shots from long distance were way better than his free kicks (after 2014)

At Juve he scored some golazos from outside of the box but needed nearly 2 years to score his first fk 😬
 

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