Fernando Torres
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dalitis8
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Imagine El Nino picking it up and leading Chelski to Wembley...
knicks
Do ya feel lucky, punk?
Even Bojan plays better than me.
Bojan? Oh no, Jeffren is better than he..At least he scored against Real Madrid,that Torres no (against man utd or arsenal)
AnfieldEd
I am Leg End
Torres asked if he has any other skills
The £50m striker has yet to score for Chelsea and owner Roman Abramovich is hoping to recoup the fee by having the inaccurate Spaniard work in the back office during the week.
A vacancy has just arisen as Nikki Hollis goes on six months maternity leave which the club insists has absolutely nothing to do with John Terry's semen.
A spokesman said: "He should have paid for himself by August 5418."
Torres has been placed in Chelsea's data entry section, which logs violent offences committed by season ticket holders, but has so far failed to strike up an effective partnership with filing assistant Margaret Gerving.
Gerving said: "He gets himself into the right position - Nikki's desk next to Mr Cole's gun rack - but at the vital moment he'll just shank the file right over the desk and into the kitchen.
"Most days last week we just told him to go home early."
Unless his clerical skills improve, Torres could be transferred to the Stamford Bridge security staff alongside former shorthand typist, Winston Bogarde.
But head security officer Roy Hobbs said "Part of our role is to stop fans attacking players they've taken a sudden but entirely typical dislike to.
"So in effect Fernando would be expected to shield his own car while he was inside it."
The £50m striker has yet to score for Chelsea and owner Roman Abramovich is hoping to recoup the fee by having the inaccurate Spaniard work in the back office during the week.
A vacancy has just arisen as Nikki Hollis goes on six months maternity leave which the club insists has absolutely nothing to do with John Terry's semen.
A spokesman said: "He should have paid for himself by August 5418."
Torres has been placed in Chelsea's data entry section, which logs violent offences committed by season ticket holders, but has so far failed to strike up an effective partnership with filing assistant Margaret Gerving.
Gerving said: "He gets himself into the right position - Nikki's desk next to Mr Cole's gun rack - but at the vital moment he'll just shank the file right over the desk and into the kitchen.
"Most days last week we just told him to go home early."
Unless his clerical skills improve, Torres could be transferred to the Stamford Bridge security staff alongside former shorthand typist, Winston Bogarde.
But head security officer Roy Hobbs said "Part of our role is to stop fans attacking players they've taken a sudden but entirely typical dislike to.
"So in effect Fernando would be expected to shield his own car while he was inside it."
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UEFA_Barça_Chris
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RedMadridista
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I think Chelsea have made a huge mistake buying Torres. He couldn't score in a brothel.
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