malvolio
Senior Member
German mentality
Germany are shit now mate. Got dicked by lazy tapas munching Spanish teenagers.
People are still buying those Bayern horse meat stories and shite like that.
Hans-Dieter Flick
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Germany are shit now mate. Got dicked by lazy tapas munching Spanish teenagers.
People are still buying those Bayern horse meat stories and shite like that.
He'll be given time. Unless we are in ninth or 10th place he won't be sacked.
Pretty funny how we kept Xavi in a job despite El and CL humiliations and than mediocre la liga teams tearing us a new one. Remember Villareal?
Besides its not his fault there are so many injuries that haven't occurred on his watch.
Kul_z
Senior Member
Nonsense. If we had that mentality we would shut down bayern as a club in 2009. If we had that mentality we would end liverpool at nou camp instead of lazy ass pass to goalkeeper. There are so many examples of things that happened that should have benefit us in the end, but no. When it goes, smash it as hard and as long as you can.German mentality
Germany are shit now mate. Got dicked by lazy tapas munching Spanish teenagers.
People are still buying those Bayern horse meat stories and shite like that.
serghei
Senior Member
Of course, another option is to delegate non-important injury men. They are known among experts as players having a unique genetical molecular structure, made of atoms with a positive injury electronic charge. These marquee players react at high intensity stimulus, so they absorb all injuries around them. In this way the main members of the squad can be injury free.
These things are hard to master, so we are lucky to have an expert of advanced molecular physics in our squad.
So, rest assured. If we have a player that gets injured often from this point forward, he is 100% not in Flick's plans, as he is, in fact, used for the purpose explained above.
These things are hard to master, so we are lucky to have an expert of advanced molecular physics in our squad.
So, rest assured. If we have a player that gets injured often from this point forward, he is 100% not in Flick's plans, as he is, in fact, used for the purpose explained above.
serghei
Senior Member
The only problem is that atoms lose their ability to recharge with injury in time. For example, someone like Dembele is unable to be used now as a delegated injury absorber, after Barca used him too much. Which is why elite teams always use 3-4 different squad members for this role, and have to secretly sign such players on regular basis for serious money. So, even with someone like Roque. It can't be a coincidence that he was signed so soon after Dembele left.
Everything fits. As soon as Dembele left, De Jong, Balde, and Gavi fell. You see... Inigo is not nearly enough to protect them. So we had to rush Roque and bring him sooner.
Everything fits. As soon as Dembele left, De Jong, Balde, and Gavi fell. You see... Inigo is not nearly enough to protect them. So we had to rush Roque and bring him sooner.
Pablo Torre has made a strong first impression on Hansi Flick. @jcarnesempere
Breaking: Hansi Flick is very positive about Noah Darvich, who has adapted well to the training methods. The German midfielder has options to go on the US tour. @gbsans
Yesterday posts about Ansu. Who else is left in the squad? Lenglet up next.
Pablo Torre has made a strong first impression on Hansi Flick. @jcarnesempere
Breaking: Hansi Flick is very positive about Noah Darvich, who has adapted well to the training methods. The German midfielder has options to go on the US tour. @gbsans
Yesterday posts about Ansu. Who else is left in the squad? Lenglet up next.
Messigician
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