And I will tell it to you. You're a dick.
Besides that, it's a bit of a shit goal. No, not because no one can stand you, though a good reason to be fair, but simply because it is. And I tell you why.
-Gets the ball outside the circle in the middle and touches it last at the penalty spot: that's exactly half of the pitch.
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St. James's pitch is 100.6 metres long. This means he travels 50 metres with the ball, as it was almost a perfect straight line since there was no opposition whatsoever.
-He does this is in 7.5 seconds, which means he runs 100m in 15 seconds. With the ball. Without opposition. Meh.
-Furthermore, he touches the ball five times (six including the shot) during those 50 metres, which equals one touch every ten metres on average. Without opposition. Sloppy.
Now, let's compare this to a rather normal goal, one from Messi. Let's pick
the fourth at Malaga this season.
-Gets the ball at the first strip of grass (you know, the different colours on the pitch) in the opposition half and touches it last at the last strip of grass.
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La Rosaleda's pitch is 105m long, there are ten strips of grass, this means he runs 42m with the ball. Since his run has a curve, we can add a few metres and make it a 45m run with opposition before him (+angled shot which slows him down).
-He does this in 6.4 seconds, which means he runs 100m in 14.2 seconds. With the ball. With opposition and an angled shot at goal.
-Furthermore, he touches the ball seven times (eight including the shot) during those 45 metres, which equals one touch every six metres on average. With opposition. Control.
So yeah, conclusion, compared to a normal day Lionel Messi goal, the arguably second-best Ben Arfa goal is slow, sloppy and non-difficult.
I want you now to shut the fuck up and never post again. This forum gets ruined by massive cocks like yourself.
the pettiness of it is so 
