Joan Laporta

iniestaGOAT

Senior Member
In latest unsurprising development, some ABC journo alleges Laporta has a drug problem, frequents toilets during games making noises and using eye drops to mask the addiction
Also says the media are working on digging up where 10M of commission money from Lewandowski deal has gone

lol
:boss:

This guy again posting absolute nonsense
 

te amo barca

Blaugrana al vent
In latest unsurprising development, some ABC journo alleges Laporta has a drug problem, frequents toilets during games making noises and using eye drops to mask the addiction
Also says the media are working on digging up where 10M of commission money from Lewandowski deal has gone

lol
:boss:

It's just some coke.
 

Messigician

Senior Member
In latest unsurprising development, some ABC journo alleges Laporta has a drug problem, frequents toilets during games making noises and using eye drops to mask the addiction
Also says the media are working on digging up where 10M of commission money from Lewandowski deal has gone

lol
:boss:

Probably true
 

Porque

Senior Member
I imagine a timeline where Thebes and Laporta are doing a line together, chatting about all the ways they can drum up interest in the league.
 

jamrock

Senior Member
I hope at the end of the season all his naysayers find him in Barcelona & give him a nice kiss on his pecker.

For the 2nd time he's brought us in from the cold, twice!! But this time he got an even worst hand off, after giving rosell & bartomeau straight gold when he left.

I've been talking about the importance of leadership on this forum for years, some people just never got/get it.

First we set the order of things right domestically, then we conquer the world!!.

They should build a statute of the great joan Laporta when he leaves, after saving us for a 2nd time.
 

JamDav1982

Senior Member
Picked up some awful situations after covid and where club was with ageing squad.

Also picked up a squad with MATS, Araujo, Balde, FDJ, Pedri, Gavi, Dembele etc all there so not all bad and had base to work off... Better group than they have brought in to this point.

No one 'saved' Barca though.

In addition some of the levers they pulled and will further pull were set up by previous board.. again helping to mitigate some of the shit show they left.
 
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jamrock

Senior Member
Picked up some awful situations after covid and where club was with ageing squad.

Also picked up a squad with MATS, Araujo, Balde, FDJ, Pedri, Gavi, Dembele etc all there so not all bad and had base to work off.

No one 'saved' Barca though.

In addition some of the levers they pulled and will further pull were set up by previous board.. again helping to mitigate some of the shit show they left.

Brah just get ready to kiss the man's penis.

You'll probably suck it for a hour though, we all know how you are.

It's 1am in Scotland go lay down with your wife, jeez.
 

JamDav1982

Senior Member
Brah just get ready to kiss the man's penis.

You'll probably suck it for a hour though, we all know how you are.

It's 1am in Scotland go lay down with your wife, jeez.

Steady brah.

That best you can do.

Do better.

Or do same. Keep at it.

Dont have a wife. Have a husband.
 

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