João Félix

[Temptation]

Now we know what he's been hiding under that 2010 Bieber haircut. Still a NW2 from the looks of it, much better than what Mats had. He'll probably have some small work done on his temples, since prettyboys like him dont age too well without a decent hairline.

He's not a prettyboy. He just looks juvenile. Bang average looking fella.


Prettyboy would be someone like Gavi. Felix is basically Kaka without the good looks.


Also, it was obvious from day 1 that he was frauding with his bangs due to a poor hairline.

 

[Horatio]

Also, it was obvious from day 1 that he was frauding with his bangs due to a poor hairline.

From day 1 only in hindsight because I called it out before you did lmao.

Also rest of your post mildly disturbing

 

[Temptation]

From day 1 only in hindsight because I called it out before you did lmao.

True. Who knows hair loss better than you......

Spoiler: .

Hehe jk
You walked straight into that one!

 

[Porque]

Portuguese Luke Chadwick.

 

[Horatio]

True. Who knows hair loss better than you......

Spoiler: .

Hehe jk
You walked straight into that one!

Coming from guy who taught me all of the technical terminology lol

 

[Andresito]

He's not a prettyboy. He just looks juvenile. Bang average looking fella.


Prettyboy would be someone like Gavi. Felix is basically Kaka without the good looks.


Also, it was obvious from day 1 that he was frauding with his bangs due to a poor hairline.

Here we go again

 

[Temptation]

Coming from guy who taught me all of the technical terminology lol

Nah, you called it all!

 

[Fati_Future_BallonDor]

Don't spam this wonderful thread guys!

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

He's a perfect low cost squad option for mid level rotation games.

Reality is he cost over 100m and has a huge wage. Mendes really managed to turn him into a disproportianate value proposition.

Well put.

 

[CatalinR10]

1 more year loan ?

 

[FinBarcelonafan]

1 more year loan ?

Only option for Barca imo. We are not buying him. Too expensive.

 

[jamrock]

I doubt AM wants to loan him again they want to get him off their books completely.

Maybe a Torres Felix swap

 

[Messigician]

great goal

also ,

Needs to talk to Mats asap before it's over.

@Temptation you were right about the hairline lol

 

[Devils]

It's incredible how every 100m+ fraud ends up at Barca.

 

[Messi983]

At least we didn't waste 100m on him.

There is no way he should be back next season.

Pau Victor is a better LW than him. And he's actually a striker.